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1.05 Who Are These People?
WHY DO YOU OWN
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If anyone can suggest any others, or has the first intro thread bookmarked, please IM me-ed
At the moment here, I have a gamut of machines here and operational...besides the Amiga, there's a Duo with dock, a Power Center Pro (604/210), a G4/450 (a refurb/obr, which was one of the early top models, when Apple was having trouble getting the 500 chip-so it has the DVD-RAM drive), and the Wallstreet (now G4/500) that I'm usually on.
And now, they've made me co-moderator of this madhouse...
I learn by doing, and by asking the
And once in a while, maybe I get a chance to have a little fun...
said by johnnylundy:
SOME REJECTED MACINTOSH FAQ ENTRIES
1. Q: Hi! I just got a new Mac. How do I connect it to my PC?
A: Why the hell would you want to do that? Listen you little punk, take your *(^%#0 )(@@$## PC and )(*@^@%$% *(^@$ it up &*@%$# and your *()^%^# grandmother too.
2. Q. Hi! How can I tweak my DSL on a Mac?
A. Come over here and say that, you *()@$@&@$ of a )(@^@$%$@& little (*(@^))__@. If you weren't so stuck on that ()*@)@^ PC mindset of *())ing TWEAKING every *()@(*#_@) thing, you'd know not to ask such a *@(()*@) @)*)(@*) @)())#)$)(#)# question like that. Tweak this, you *(&*@#)@(ing *(@&$)@) (@)*$)@()(@_))$(_)_!@_@)($))@_. And ()@*)$#)@.
3. Q. Hi! I'm so fed up with Windows XP - it crashes on me and I get confused. I'm thinking about getting a MAC, but a MAC is so expensive and the MAC doesn't have any games. What do you think?
A. What am I, a *)(*)&&*&ing BANK? Why don't I just (@)(*#$()# write you a )(*(#)#&@( check, you cheap-ass )()_*##*@)**)(. What the hell do you expect me to do about your ()*#^#(@)_*@# financial ()@($)(# problems? And about your games - see this? Play THIS game, you lame-() !!!!!*&(@(*@!!!!)@*@() and take your beige piece of *@#(&@# and shove it up @)!(@)(#***@*# and your grandmother's too.
Edit to add: JJ left us all on Saturday, Oct. 29, 2005
See: »In memoriam.
»[MOJO] Need some more prayers
»Announcement: The JJ Memorial Fund
And even more are listed in this thread
has set up an ATM Baby Tracker just to keep track of them! If you'd like your new Mac users to be listed, just send him the info.