No cash for broadband:???
But it's a human right!
Surely Europe MUST mortgage whatever is left to assure the rights of the laggy gamer/ underserved porn addict / movie loving but wasn't going to buy anyway pirate.*
* We'll assume that someone that NEEDS it for employment, or other money generating purpose will be willing to pay for existing options including moving to where the work is, not expecting others to pay for them to stay all comfy in mommy's basement.