 Kip patterson
Premium
join:2000-10-23
Columbus, OH
| Opportunites Unlimited So, the "Blue Screen of Death" has been replaced by the "Blue Flame of Death"?
"Please do not put anything in the loo if you have not bytten it first"
"The Internet is all bogged down tonight"
For those who need some opening lines:
Packet loss
Black-hole routers
Peering points
Floppies
Parental channel blocking
Packet switching networks
Service packs
Trojans
Download caps
[text was edited by author 2003-05-07 06:48:25] | |
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Kip patterson
Premium
join:2000-10-23
Columbus, OH | Apple joins the fray Apple Computers announced today that they, too, will introduce a computer-equipped outhouse.
It will be available in four transparent colors. | |
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Kearnstd
Elf Wizard
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join:2002-01-22
Mullica Hill, NJ | stock brokers will love this.......... so when the market crashes and they loose a few million atleast they wont shit their pants.....
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bbennettdpn
join:2002-02-04
Apopka, FL | I just have to say YUK!!!!! I just have to say YUK!!!!! | |
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 | Tom Zachman
join:2002-12-01
Dodge City, KS | Re: Outhouse made by Microsoft. Hey, if Microsoft makes it, you can be sure it will work best if all Windows are closed. | |
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| Kip patterson
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join:2000-10-23
Columbus, OH | And you would have to learn how to defecate in a new fashion every couple of years. | |
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join:2002-12-01
Dodge City, KS | Re: Outhouse made by Microsoft. You're right, but it has to be the same old shit. | |
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audiomax
All Else Fails Pull The Plug
join:2002-02-20
Grand Rapids, MI | just think, your "download" speed would only slow down if you are constipated. 
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| Kip patterson
Premium
join:2000-10-23
Columbus, OH | Man, somebody that can find something good to say about Microsoft must be pretty kinky. | |
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mikesb
A Bottle Of Carbonated Love
join:2001-11-07
Pittsburgh, PA | IP on Everything Let Vint give it the first test run. | |
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murdok6100
Avatar. Get It, Avatar?
join:2002-06-20 | Imagine If you will..... ..You ever been to one of those concerts with the porta-potties? A bunch of drunks urinating and spreading fecal matter all across the bathroom. Well, add a computer to the mix and its going to get ugly.
Sorry for the GFX.
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djrobsd
join:2002-01-24
San Diego, CA
| TOTALLY SICK!!! I don't know about you, but the last time I used a porta potty I could barely stand to stay in there for more then 30 seconds while taking a piss.. I wonder if it will come standard with Bill Gates scented air freashner to hide the poopy smells.. I can just imagine someone wanting to sit in one of those dirty, nasty, sh*tters and surf the web, while others wait outside practically peeing their pants dancing around waiting for the guy to finish checking his email!! NO WAY!! | |
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Desdinova
join:2003-01-26
Gaithersburg, MD | Hmmm... We've all known Microsoft was full of crap... | |
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ac1234
@blueyonder.c
| Microsoft I-loo - really new???? I was just reading your article about the “new” internet loo from Microsoft. I just thought that it might interest you to know that it sounds remarkably similar to my idea that was designed and made by me in 2001 and the displayed at various shows the most recent being the ideal home show which finished in the beginning of April.(massive home show in the UK - see link »www.idealhomeshow.co.uk/content/···ation=32.) It now seems that the clever people at Microsoft have cottoned onto the idea and even calling it the i-loo! (again same as mine!) I have also read an article in a national newspaper and the quote their spokesperson gave even resembled the quotes that I was making on the TV and radio a month earlier.
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