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Comments on news posted 2004-01-08 09:43:46: One Wisconsin man is suing Charter Communications because his wife is overweight, his kids are lazy and he claims he's addicted to the company's service. ..

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EL_TB

join:2003-05-03
Fairfax, VA

Books

You know, I was considering sueing book companies for printing such good books. I read so much my eyes have been getting blurry. They are getting worse because I read so much and they get tired but I cant help it. I am not joking.

ebone

join:2002-03-06
Davis, CA
Reviews:
·Comcast

Someone lock this thread please

1. ok guy is a dipshit - we understand

2. yes, these kinds of lawsuits happen in the U.S.

3. no, they are not perpetrated my liberal demos, but rather by lazy ass people -

4. why the hell does this suprise anyone, when corporations are getting federal tax dollars by the truck load, that someone in the public would feel that they could do the same...? Perhaps this guy just needs to make some friends on the hill and move his "company" offshore and the no bid "contracts" will come pouring in - oh, woops, I'm thinking of dick cheney, another big fat worthless american.

love123

@ksc2mo.swbell.ne

Re: Someone lock this thread please

dude chill.
dude chill. the end...

godsmack

join:2003-06-08

What happen to self responsablity???

It's America the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT
This guy is an ass and a joke of a person. It's because of this kind of B.S. that we pay high prices for goods. And yet another reason these companies are gong to India, just so they can afford the law suits.

juicy12

@ksc2mo.swbell.ne

Re: What happen to self responsablity???

oh yea!!!

USAOwnz
RIP dadkins
Premium
join:2003-11-15
P.R.C.

Excuses

Excuses, that guy really needs to get his a** to the gym.
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¡Viva la Revolución!

Theo25

@attbi.com

Wow

Its a toss up on who is dumber, him or that women who lied about the winning lotto ticket she never had.

reub2000
Premium
join:2001-12-28
Evanston, IL

That's what wirecutters are for.

He should have cut the wire himself.

travmcgee

join:2002-04-29
Mechanicsville, VA
kudos:1

Gene Pool

I've been saying this for a while:

"The gene pool needs a little chlorine"

TwoFrogs
Premium,MVM
join:2002-01-20
Downtown

No suit filed

"Wisconsin Circuit Court records show no civil lawsuit papers filed in Dumouchel’s name." Fond du Lac Reporter

Lurch77
Premium
join:2001-11-22
Oconto, WI
kudos:4

The Guy Is Not Going To Sue

No lawsuit after all, and probably no loving from his wife either.
»www.wbay.com/Global/story.asp?S=1592371

paulhaskew
Unoffical Dominos Spokesman

join:2002-01-10
Vancouver, WA

Offical Reply From Charter

FOR RELEASE: January 8, 2004

Charter Communications today issued the following is a response to a story published in the January 7, 2004 edition of The Fond du Lac Reporter story: "Man Says He's Addicted To Cable."

"Perhaps Mr. Dumouchel needs to take better advantage of programming available on cable today? Charter is a veritable department store of home entertainment, with something on the shelf/in the lineup for everybody. His viewing habits need not be sedentary, rather he can make running miles on a treadmill a cultural experience while watching A&E. Learn about Lewis & Clark's historic trek while on a Stairmaster. Or skip rope to the music of MTV. Cable television can be a very moving experience!"
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Krasher018

join:2001-04-08
Fort Lauderdale, FL

I can't belive this

I can't beleive this crap.. I should sue my computer company for my eyes going bad and me needing glasses to see better and now drive. whats this world coming to now-a-day?

Wills

join:2001-01-03
Port Charlotte, FL

It's all on the judge...

We can only hope that the judge tells this man like it really is.

Your wife is fat because she won't put down the fork, get up off her fat @$$ and exercise.

You smoke and drink and are fat because you are a lazy couch potato with no life.

And you kids are fat and lazy because you two are the world poster children for worthless parents.

But we all know in the politically correct days you can't tell people the god's honest truth anymore.
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X_Digit
Binary Enhanced
Premium
join:2003-06-12
Mansfield, TX

Hell no... sue the big guys!

Forget this petty cable crap... sue the U.S. government for NOT keeping us protected against terrorist activities!

It's a wonder why people didn't sue the hell out of the airlines after September 11th; after all, if the security at these airlines DID THEIR JOB RIGHT, those psychotic rag-headed would have NEVER made it on those planes!

more stupid people..

lol this is kinda like what happen to this guy i know he ran over this guys skateboard with his car the guy gets out to park his car in his driveway the skateboard owner says, "you broke my board man." the driver says, "take me to judge judy." and walked into his house...ok but not really this story is just plain stupid.
jgrin

join:2004-01-10
Wadsworth, OH

fat and lazy want a computer?

First of all I hope that the cable company does not settle out of court. Make the loser pay all the legal fees (if that's possible). Once they do go to court I would hope that the judge and/or jury laughs them out of court.

Secondly, If you are suing because your fat and lazy why would you ask for computers and free internet. That would make them fatter and lazier. If being overweight and lazy is a real big issue then why wouldn't you ask for a membership to a health club or fitness equipment for the home.

linicx
Caveat Emptor
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join:2002-12-03
United State
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The real solution is as easy as A-B-C

0- Adopt a big, active family loving dog.

1- Throw away the remote.

2- Turn off the boob tube.

3- Shut off the cable; invest in a radio and books.

4- Toss out the junk food. Learn about nutrition.

5- Send the kid outside to walk the dog everyday. .

6- Eat right and walk a mile a day with the family and dog.

7- If this doesn't work, move to the mountains where there is no television or phone, and the nearest town is thirty miles.

8- Love your family and make a better life together.

The cable didn't make your wife fat or your kid lazy. The computer didn't create a drinking problem. You did. It's your mess, you clean it up. If you can't do it by yourself there is plenty of free available help.

Find God; get religion, go to church or go to AA, Ala-non, Ala-teen and Overeaters Annonymous. If you have plenty of money spend some of it on a fat farm, fitness center, bowling alley, tennis courts and swimming lessons. What ever path you choose walk together. Man should not suffer alone.

Read food labels. If IT has more than 5% saturated fat and 1% cholesterol don't bring IT in the house. Learn to de-fat meat , pork and fowl. Learn to make your own 99% fat-free hamburger and healthy meals because they are better for you than what you can buy at the store and its cheaper. Your heart will thank you for it.

Throw away your cigarettes. Your lungs will love you - so will the veins in your legs and arteries in your heart. Pour out the beer and booze. It's a crutch your liver doesn't need.

Stop whining and grease your own wheel. You'll feel better about yourself . Your wife and child will feel better about themselves too because you will be doing these things together.
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batmanst

join:2003-12-23
Beverly Hills, CA

Re: The real solution is as easy as A-B-C

said by linicx:
0- Adopt a big, active family loving dog.

1- Throw away the remote.

2- Turn off the boob tube.

3- Shut off the cable; invest in a radio and books.

4- Toss out the junk food. Learn about nutrition.

5- Send the kid outside to walk the dog everyday. .

6- Eat right and walk a mile a day with the family and dog.

7- If this doesn't work, move to the mountains where there is no television or phone, and the nearest town is thirty miles.

8- Love your family and make a better life together.

The cable didn't make your wife fat or your kid lazy. The computer didn't create a drinking problem. You did. It's your mess, you clean it up. If you can't do it by yourself there is plenty of free available help.

Find God; get religion, go to church or go to AA, Ala-non, Ala-teen and Overeaters Annonymous. If you have plenty of money spend some of it on a fat farm, fitness center, bowling alley, tennis courts and swimming lessons. What ever path you choose walk together. Man should not suffer alone.

Read food labels. If IT has more than 5% saturated fat and 1% cholesterol don't bring IT in the house. Learn to de-fat meat , pork and fowl. Learn to make your own 99% fat-free hamburger and healthy meals because they are better for you than what you can buy at the store and its cheaper. Your heart will thank you for it.

Throw away your cigarettes. Your lungs will love you - so will the veins in your legs and arteries in your heart. Pour out the beer and booze. It's a crutch your liver doesn't need.

Stop whining and grease your own wheel. You'll feel better about yourself . Your wife and child will feel better about themselves too because you will be doing these things together.

hahahahaha!
dude, you crack me up. Thanks for the laugh thought

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