ObdH
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join:2003-06-11 | re:article
right, and im sure they showed exactly how they'd accomplish this in the pattent? |
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Steve
I'm a PC, so shut up
Consultant
join:2001-03-10
Yorba Linda, CA
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right, and im sure they showed exactly how they'd accomplish this in the pattent?
Actually, they did: just read the patent.
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Soud
join:2000-10-15
Atlanta, GA | Battaries
Pretty soon, Microsoft is gonna turn all humans into battaries to power a giant computer system that controls the world. I could've swore I saw that somewhere else... Hmmm... |
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Sisqo
World Champs. Babe Who?
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join:2002-08-14
Methuen, MA | reply to ObdH
Re: re:article
Great now all I need is my body crashing every other day! 
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MarkyD
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join:2002-08-20
Oklahoma City, OK
clubs: | Does this mean
that Bill Gates wants his computer "inside of him?" 
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rolande
Certifiable
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join:2002-05-24
Powell, OH
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Linksys
AT&T Midwest
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Re: re:article
said by Sisqo :
Great now all I need is my body crashing every other day!
I don't know about you, but mine already does for usually 7 to 8 hours a night I think the problem is when you see blue screens in your dreams. That is Microsoft's equivalent of the "free falling" dream. You just have to remember the "wake up before you land" principal to avoid any permanent segmentation faults.
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AL N8MVY
join:2004-06-23
Saginaw, MI
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Sure, I'am sure you can get 100m anyway. It's going to cost you. Now I have heard of them trying diffrent way's of transmitting Data. Using some other way than 1's and 0's, But you would have to show me. About the Body doing it????
Why don't you explain it to us stupid people, instead of just saying go look it up. I'am sure, we are all ear's. |
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Phoenix2088
join:2002-12-04
Strongsville, OH
clubs: | New Meaning
Brings a whole new meaning to "Intel Inside" |
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FishPants
The Art Of Pants
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join:2001-11-19
Canada Eh? | Does that mean if I hit my head and suffer a concussion I will just see this old error message:
"NO ROM BASIC. SYSTEM HALTED."
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Swingerhead
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join:2004-04-06
Richmond, VA
 ·Verizon FIOS
 ·Comcast
| Ha ha ha, check out the pictures! |
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Swingerhead
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join:2004-04-06
Richmond, VA
·Verizon FIOS
·Comcast
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Here you are. |
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Mentiroso
join:2003-10-15
Albany, GA | This is how Skynet started!
Pretty neat, almost like being a human computer. Now all I need is a bigger "hard drive" and the ladies wont be able to resist me! |
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Swingerhead
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join:2004-04-06
Richmond, VA | reply to Swingerhead
Re: New Meaning
Even bigger! YEAY!
»patimg2.uspto.gov/.DImg?Docid=US···rmat=tif |
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Sparrow
Crystal Sky
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join:2002-12-03
Sachakhand
| reply to Sisqo
Re: re:article
said by Sisqo :
Great now all I need is my body crashing every other day!
Great line! We can say we heard it here first by Sisqo ! You should copyright that line, and contact Bartleby's so they can add it to their list.
MS may come around and claim they said it first!
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Aliens
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join:2002-10-09
space-time | reply to ObdH
LOL! Is this where computer viruses cross over to humans, just like in the (really bad) movies? |
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JudgeRedd
@clevoh.ameritech
|  Can't see how this patent can be enforced
There is too much "prior work" demonstrating components of their "patented processes", from bio-feedback to robotic automation to currently available electro-reactive prosthetic devices. Someone needs to contest this quickly to prevent Microsoft from joining the likes of BT and their ridiculous Hyperlink patent. |
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Joe12345678
join:2003-07-22
Des Plaines, IL
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Re: Battaries
said by Soud :
Pretty soon, Microsoft is gonna turn all humans into battaries to power a giant computer system that controls the world. I could've swore I saw that somewhere else... Hmmm...
no we will hit the TERMINATOR before we get that far |
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Brazbit
Randomness Personified
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join:2003-10-22
Port Orchard, WA
·wavebroadband
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Re: Can't see how this patent can be enforced
This sounded very familiar. So I did a quick search and found this old Wired article.
»www.wired.com/wired/archive/4.05···tml?pg=9
Back in October 1995 they demonstrated exchanging electronic business cards using small computers in peoples shoes and a handshake. And they addressed a previous posters question as well "A caveat: if you get tipsy at a party, don't exchange data with just anyone you never know who's carrying a virus program as their calling card." |
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JudgeRedd
@clevoh.ameritech | No, really officer...
...I'm not stalking her. She just has a really good signal, and I need to check my E-mail... |
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SpitefulCrow
Insert Witty Tag Here
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join:2003-06-04
Berkeley, CA | Hmm...
1. Microsoft produces body-transmitting devices.
2. The Matrix has you!
3. ???
4. Profit! |
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