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Comments on news posted 2006-03-08 11:01:02: Texas startup Bigfoot Networks wants to convince already cash-strapped PC gamers that they should spend yet more money on a "Network Gaming Accelerator card" that will kill on-line "lag". ..

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Chosen1

join:2001-08-05
Orange Park, FL
Sounds fishy to me

Will likely come bundled with Duke Nukem Forever.

-Chosen1


dispatcher21

join:2004-01-22
united state
Crap!

This is crap!!! Why cant I get $4million to make up some stuff about things that investment bankers dont know about?


MxxCon

join:1999-11-19
Brooklyn, NY
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reply to Chosen1
Re: Sounds fishy to me

please don't confuse snake oil recipes with vaporware:)


MxxCon

join:1999-11-19
Brooklyn, NY
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But will it

cure my foot fungus?!
because that's the reason why MY games lag
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ArchAngel21x
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So?

I am only interested if this card can bypass the so called 2 tier Internet service blockade and give me good service even if Square and Blizzard decide not to pay my ISPs extortion service fee.
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53059959
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join:2002-10-02
PwnZone
reply to Chosen1
Re: Sounds fishy to me

I guess this card makes things go faster then the speed of light


TScheisskopf
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reply to dispatcher21
Re: Crap!

Having spent a little time in the bizarre and eldritch world of vulture...errm...venture capitalists and tech weenies, I can tell you that it is absolutely amazing the things that get funded and things that don't get a dime. Utter vaporcrap gets office wine cellars and G-IV jets and good stuff goes into the crapper. Every day.

Don't even try to make sense of it, you'll only give yourself a dissecting cerebral anurysm.

Aleck79

join:2003-07-23
College Station, TX

Uhhh, unauthorized access?

quote:
"..communicates with servers, downloading some of the processes that they perform online..."
quote:
If this means what I think it means, it seems this is just exploiting a weakness in some games, and just beggin to be taken advantage of by people who want to cheat. If you computer sends back some slightly altered data, would it mean you never die?


Karl Bode
News Guy
join:2000-03-02
I think they're planning to include some anti-cheat technology in cards, to help sell it on the developer side....of course to sell it on the gamer side they'll need to spew oodles of BS, but that's the American sales way....


lemekim
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join:2002-02-11
Philadelphia, PA

Sometimes I wonder...

Sometimes I wonder how some dumb ideas can get that much funding.

Seriously... For 4 million I could make a cross-platform device that would protect you from any possible infection over internet, ranging from adware to viruses and trojans! Through highly advanced cutting-edge technology, the device will block all potentially threatening access to your computer. Click on the link to see the first prototype for this device!

Prototype SCSR1

On second thought, I probably shouldn't have posted this - what if they try to market this as well? =(
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Dream Killer
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Forest Hills, NY
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Already been done.

This already exists. It's free. Optionally, you can pay a one-time fee of $10 for the premium plan.

Click here to solve all client-side problems.


Jovi

join:2000-02-24
Mount Joy, PA
·T-Mobile US

Waste of money

This is absoulte BS. Any hardcore gamer knows the difference between video/hardware lag and internet latency. Try playing on a top notch gaming machine and play on 30 ping and then try that on 200+ ping. Big difference. Get off your 56k connection and upgrade your box.
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aztecnology
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join:2003-02-12
Murrieta, CA
reply to Chosen1
Re: Sounds fishy to me

I wonder if this works with the phantom...


Julio
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Brooklyn, NY
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they should

market this to people who still think AOL = teh interweb. PC Gamers are not stupid people and will not fall for this obvious pitifull attempt to take a gamers money.
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Kibbles
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join:1999-07-31
Mission Viejo, CA

reply to Jovi
Re: Waste of money

I wonder does anyone in that Company Play and MMORPG or FPS Game.
I wonder can their Card "Magically" eleminate the "Lag" caused by a Server's CPU runing at 100%..or are they just going to say.."Try another Server".
My e-mail to them asked.

Will the Card "fix" dropped packets?

In a MMORPG Game such as SWG a lot of Lag is caused by all the different Characters loading up as well as the Server updating the Zone...how will their Card know what you are about to do?

I assume the card will work best with Games that use "Client side prediction" but will it help someone using a PC with a P5 500,TNT Video card playing Q4?

Fishie

join:2003-01-14
Riverside, CA
People will buy it!

Things like this get funded because they know people will buy it. Look how many people buy viagra through spam...And no I don't!

GigahertZ420

join:2001-10-02
Fairbanks, AK
Do they have a patent submitted or pending? Because if they do not, they don't deserve a dime of that 4 million.


CPM

join:2001-08-24
Miami, FL
2006-2007 vaporware award goes to.

Bigfoot Networks.


Dennis
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technically...

This could work in a sense, if it acts as a QoS for a LAN. It would give priority to the gamer traffic, as opposed to your room mates bit torrent traffic.

You can have 1.5mb/384kb....but your gonna bottleneck the minute your upload is saturated, no matter what your download is.

But as a standalong version, I agree, it's impact would be minimal and easily duplicated by free programs such as Dr.TCP.
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Karl Bode
News Guy
join:2000-03-02
reply to aztecnology
Re: Sounds fishy to me

This card, in the phantom, juice-boosted!
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