sd70mac666
join:2003-06-05
Saint Albans, VT | Cock and Bull story
Hey while we're at it, my cell phone has given me brain cancer and my TV remote has given me heart problems. |
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fatmanskinny
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Wandering | Let's not forget radio stations. I laugh so hard at the morning shows in Atlanta, I catch chest pains and may clock out early from the laughter.
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Tekkanano
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join:2002-03-02
Alexandria, VA | second-hand cancer?
I hate getting second-hand cancer from other ppl, it's already bad enough with second-hand smoking... They should ban everything wireless at all schools! LOL!!! |
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PhoenixAZ
Joshua
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join:2004-01-04
Phoenix, AZ
| And why not cage in people who already have cancer so I can't catch it! Second hand cancer is dangerous!!!!!!111oneone
oh and that sun, we better hurry up to extinguish it! I don't want skin cancer!
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exocet_cm
In memory of dadkins
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join:2003-03-23
New Orleans, LA
clubs:   | A giant black tarp
To block the sun's rays. Stupid sun. Gives sunburns and cancer... |
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PolarBear
The bear formerly known as aaron8301
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join:2005-01-03
 ·CableOne
| Apparently call phones are safe again.
Maybe they should let kids use school "computer time" to make calls from their cell phones since they seem to be less of a concern now that wireless is killing us.
And that's all I have to say about that.
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John Galt
Forward, March
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join:2004-09-30
Happy Camp | When WiFi Is Outlawed....
...only outlaws will have WiFi.
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exocet_cm
In memory of dadkins
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join:2003-03-23
New Orleans, LA
clubs:
·Cox HSI
·Suddenlink
 ·Cingular Wireless
 ·AT&T Southeast
·Charter Pipeline
1 edit | said by John Galt  :...only outlaws will have WiFi. Guess it means I'll have to tether fiber optic cable with me wherever I go and need interweb access.
Edit: I was thinking about one of those fiber optic trucks that lays the fiber. I can drive to my destination and have interweb access and then when I'm ready to leave I'll just drive back in reverse.
That will elimate wireless radiation. Maybe though I might get sick from the exhaust of the truck. Oh well, that is not of concern!
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Anonymous_
Anonymous
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join:2004-06-21
127.0.0.1
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·RoadRunner Cable
·Time Warner Cable
 ·Time Warner VOIP
1 edit | reply to exocet_cm
Re: A giant black tarp
said by exocet_cm :To block the sun's rays. Stupid sun. Gives sunburns and cancer... yea you will also have to kill you self
as yor body makes infrared radiation
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dslwanter
Why would I want DSL? I have FTTH
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join:2002-12-16
Lowellville, OH | Uh Oh
I guess I better stop bringing my laptop to the bathroom with me. |
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fatmanskinny
Premium
join:2004-01-04
Wandering
·Comcast Digital Vo..
·Comcast
| You do that, too? Man, best thing since reading in the bathroom. I assume you are of the male persuasion because my wife hates when I do it.
It's the only time I can get ME time in. Lol!
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dadkins
Can you do Blu?
Premium,MVM
join:2003-09-26
Hercules, CA
·Comcast
| Oh HELL YES!
Read the news, watch some vids, play a level or two of a game...
I love my wireless laptops! 
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ISurfTooMuch
join:2007-04-23
Tuscaloosa, AL
| Oh, the irony!
I find it incredibly ironic how people can jump to the unfounded conclusion that wi-fi is dangerous, yet they have no problem chowing down on Big Macs, Whoppers, fries, and other high-calorie, high-cholesterol foods that most certainly will shorten their lives, all while puffing away on a cigarette.
God forbid that people should tackle the dangers they know about instead of worrying about things that haven't been shown to harm anyone.
But yes, that cell phone certainly does have the potential to shorten your life...when you have it glued to your ear while driving like an idiot because you can't focus on the road. |
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fatmanskinny
Premium
join:2004-01-04
Wandering
·Comcast Digital Vo..
·Comcast
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Re: Uh Oh
Now, they just need to work on user friendly toilet seats for people (mainly men) that entertain themselves on the toilet with laptops....I hate the pins and needles feeling I get in my legs. Lol.
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insomniac84
join:2002-01-03
Schererville, IN | Kids don't have desks?
What ever happen to desks in school? Why is a school buying students expensive laptops then not providing them a desk to put it on? Just seems dumb that they are doing a study on laptops in the laps, when students use desks. |
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joako
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join:2000-09-07
/dev/null
 ·AT&T U-Verse
| reply to dadkins
Re: Uh Oh
said by dadkins :Oh HELL YES! Read the news, watch some vids, play a level or two of a game... I love my wireless laptops! Yea, I don't miss the days of having a 100ft ethernet cable and carrying that thing to the bathroo,.
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calvoiper
join:2003-03-31
Belvedere Tiburon, CA
| reply to fatmanskinny
Re: Cock and Bull story
This won't deter the crackpots. They fear the radiation from the Access Points used by others will harm their little children, who of course follow mommy and daddy's restrictions and NEVER talk on a cellphone, NEVER use a computer, NEVER eat junk food, and NEVER have fun....
Remember, when you're a crackpot, it's very important not just to do irrational things yourself, but to force others to do the same irrational things you do--so you don't feel so irrational.
calvoiper
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PDXPLT
join:2003-12-04
Banks, OR
| We're paying the price for lousy science education ...
If the level of general science knowledge among the population was a little bit bit better than what it is now (i.e., abyssmal), we wouldn't be having this problem. Everyone would just laugh off the Angal Lady when she says "Wi-Fi is radiation, and all radiation is dangerous". |
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EGeezer
Go Bobcats
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join:2002-08-04
Country!
·Callcentric
·RoadRunner Cable
·AT&T CallVantage
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Re: A giant black tarp
said by exocet_cm :To block the sun's rays. Stupid sun. Gives sunburns and cancer... BTW did you hear about the man who left his cattle ranch to his kids? They renamed the ranch to "Focus".
"After all", one of the boys said, "It's where the sons raise meat"
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old_wiz_60
join:2005-06-03
Bedford, MA | reply to ISurfTooMuch
Re: Oh, the irony!
Don't forget alcohol! |
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