Ok now that I have your attention, I just wanted to share a great snack idea I got from a woman I work with. I had to try it because it sounded disgusting, but it is good.
1 bar of cream cheese
1 jar of marshmallow paste
1 container of fruit
Mix the cream cheese and marshmallow together. You have a great dip that tastes like cheese cake. I recommend strawberries. At any rate it makes a great desert, it's cheap, and is great for parties.
So KeysCapt, were you rushing for the pad lock?