 bistro777Donuts-Is There Anything They Can't Do?Premium
join:2002-02-07
Englewood, CO | reply to ParanoiaInc
Re: I want to see this Cox so-called 'survey' COX LAFAYETTE INTERNET ACCESS RESIDENT (LIAR) SURVEY
1. Do you use the Internet? (y/n)
2. Do you think your municipal government is run by godless Commies? (y/n)
3. Do you want your Internet access controlled by those godless Commies? (y/n)
4. I know all the “fiber to the home” I really need I can get from my breakfast cereal. (y/n)
5. Muni supporters think the North won the War of Succession. (y/n)
6. I hate people who think that. (y/n)
7. Therefore, I hate supporters of municipal fiber and their use of my tax dollars to support worthy initiatives to make my community better…and I love Cox Cable and its well-documented, yet very reasonable, increases in my monthly bill. (Of course, what else could I be thinking? / No, I am a godless commie.)
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