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DOStradamus
MVM
join:2003-11-04
Forestville, CA

Let Me Buy Your Computer For "Just a Bit"....

"Im sorry Sir, your computer is chock-full of all kinds of crapware. Look! You even have 10 icons for running programs in your system tray, two of those from Real Nuttworks. It's hopeless. Junk it!"

Client: "You want it?"

Me: "Give ya a buck. Fill out this bill of sale, and sign"

(5 minutes later)...

"Need a computer to replace that one you just sold me?"

"Yeah.."

"Yours for a Dollar!"


Time to write my anti-crapware app, and "put a dollar in every 'box' ", so that I can "purchase" the computer before my software runs...

And I'll tell the illegitemi: "Never took delivery of your (dung) when I bought the computer.. POUND SAND LOSERZ!

Mordhem
Love it, Hate it.

join:2003-07-10
Baltimore, MD

If Microsoft makes good on there word I would try it out but I have said this one a million times before but I think they should throw that in for free with windows or something or at least put it longhorn for free.

But I don't think I will buy it currently unless it has other stuff in it considering I can download one right now for free and its never done me wrong.


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