 calvoiper join:2003-03-31 Belvedere Tiburon, CA | And in the same vein.... Dear Newspaper:
We are writing with concern in regard to your characterization of our model B&E-101 crowbar as a "burglary tool" in your article concerning the break-in at Justin Karl's residence. We would hope that you could refer to our product as a "prying device" in future references.
While it is true that our distributors include the "13th Street Bustin Boyz" and the "Broadway Window Smashers" street gangs, and that our direct mail efforts are targeted at recently released felons, we carefully instruct each of our customers that our product is to be used only in a legal and non-invasive manner.
We are aware that police reports also mischaracterized our product, and we are in contact with the department regarding that.
I'd like to emphasize that our product is used by some contractors in a legal manner.
I also like you to note that Ivan's Demolition and Big Ed's Destruction building removal companies have extolled the virtues of legal use of our product.
Please let me know if I can provide any additional information about our product.
Sincerely,
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