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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/444837"><b>livininarizona</b></A> : this is kind of a weird question but...why do you guys have this on your records when San Clemente is in California and you live in Utah?<br><SMALL>--<br>CPU: 2.6C Pentium 4 at 2.8ghz---Memory:512mb of PC3200 DDR---FSB: 880mhz effective---Video: Radeon 9600 pro</SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 00:06:46 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/540015"><b>waldoooo</b></A> : its just more proof why stupid people shouldnt breed]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2005 23:32:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/847336"><b>GamerGeek</b></A> : This clip sounds like a good beginning for "Falling Down 2: Soccermom's Revenge".:D]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2005 20:25:06 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/881809"><b>MagMan</b></A> : <div class="bquote"><SMALL>said by  cmhbob <A HREF="/useremail/u/342501"><IMG SRC="http://i.dslr.net/bb/profile.gif" ALT="See Profile" BORDER=0 WIDTH=16 HEIGHT=11></A>:</SMALL><br><br>USe this the next time you get a call like that.<br> </DIV>Ha Ha good one;)<br><SMALL>--<br>"The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is."</SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:32:40 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/342501"><b>cmhbob</b></A> : USe this the next time you get a call like that.<div class="borderless"><TABLE WIDTH=95% align=center border=0 CELLPADDING=4"><TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER VALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF nwrap WIDTH=33%><A HREF="/r0/download/808974~880281a78eea195239c55d244e726c37/911ch.zip"><IMG  align=absmiddle TITLE="download" SRC="http://i.dslr.net/silk/compress.png" border=0 width=16 height=16><IMG SRC="http://i.dslr.net/1ptrans.gif" WIDTH=10 HEIGHT=1 border=0><big>911ch.zip</big></A> <small>43,538 bytes</small><br><small>(911ch.wav)</small></TD></TABLE></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 19:29:36 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : You can't play the sound clip??  God, better call 911 ..  I'm sure they'll dispatch the internet police ...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 16:23:50 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/484104"><b>YOUR_UGLY_VT</b></A> :  go to this one using real play and tell me what you think, that dispatcher is bad for telling her to call a taxi because she could have a gun<br><br>&raquo;<A HREF="http://www.rescue5.com/download/ra/takenaway.rm" >www.rescue5.com/download/ra/takenaway.rm</A>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 00:49:56 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/484104"><b>YOUR_UGLY_VT</b></A> : This is a bad dispatcher and they should lose their job, the person on this call could have a knife and a gun and all the idiot would do is say call a taxi.<br>&raquo;<A HREF="http://www.rescue5.com/download/ra/takenaway.rm" >www.rescue5.com/download/ra/takenaway.rm</A><br><br>You have to have Real Player]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 00:46:57 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/881809"><b>MagMan</b></A> : <div class="bquote"><SMALL>said by  jamez818 <A HREF="/useremail/u/203767"><IMG SRC="http://i.dslr.net/bb/profile.gif" ALT="See Profile" BORDER=0 WIDTH=16 HEIGHT=11></A>:</SMALL><br><br>Well HELLO the world revolves around the west coast! How many times do we have to tell you! Totally lame.  :uhh:<br> </DIV>California sucks;)<br><SMALL>--<br>"The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is."</SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 19:52:09 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/203767"><b>jamez818</b></A> : Ha ha the tape was funny though.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 19:44:25 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/203767"><b>jamez818</b></A> : Well HELLO the world revolves around the west coast! How many times do we have to tell you! Totally lame.  :uhh:]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 19:43:50 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/616603"><b>ssj4android</b></A> : The file on snopes is the one here.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 17:49:53 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/445330"><b>ccoggle</b></A> : Hey all,<br><br>I made a brief search on google before posting this to see if it was widespread.  It seems to be now, did it all come from this recording as far as everyone knows?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2005 04:47:53 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/785430"><b>kados</b></A> : <div class="bquote"><SMALL>said by  MichaelBoltn <A HREF="/useremail/u/1182109"><IMG SRC="http://i.dslr.net/bb/profile.gif" ALT="See Profile" BORDER=0 WIDTH=16 HEIGHT=11></A>:</SMALL><br><br>I think it's actually Carl's Jr. that serves that burger.  However, after working in customer service for a good amount of time, I can tell you that many people confuse a specific product with different companies all the time.  <br> </DIV>Yep, Burger King does, it's the basic cheeseburger with onion rings and bbq sauce on it...it's actually VERY good<br><SMALL>--<br>CONFUCIUS say "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger!"My <A HREF="http://www.kadosonline.com"> Site </A></SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2005 13:07:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : OMG does this stupid SUV driving soccer mom not realize what she is getting herself into? I would have just gotten my f*cking money back, and left. There is no telling what sort of spit, sh*t, or heaven only knows what else the punks at Burger King would have put in her "Western Burger", after a display like that!<br>This stuff happens all the time in EMS. Technically the dispatcher should have sent an officer to remove the idiot in order to prevent a dangerous situation from escalating any further. I am so glad I live on the East Coast.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2005 03:51:15 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : Only in California !! (which is why I live on the East coast !!) ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 21:57:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/464721"><b>Morac</b></A> : They played this clip on my local radio station last week.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 11:02:07 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/268131"><b>Gemstone</b></A> : Calling 911 over a cheeseburger?!?!?! This country is going down the toilet really fast... Plus that woman was totally irresponsible and stupid...<br><SMALL>--<br>NASCAR Rocks!!</SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 10:11:33 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : IF IT DOSEN'T WORK opps sorry get it here <br><br>&raquo;<A HREF="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bk_911_tape.mp3" >media.ebaumsworld.com/bk_911_tape.mp3</A>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2005 07:41:40 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/980748"><b>johnbor</b></A> : Something similar happen like this few years back where I live except the guy pulled a gun out when the cops wouldnt do anything and shot the man behind the counter in the stomach.<br><br>The police ended up firing the dispatcher for not sending a car and the police got sued, not sure what happen though.<br><br>So I guess maybe the lady should of played it safe.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2005 22:48:31 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/853361"><b>Dude111</b></A> : I finally got to here this funny call in WMA 4mat on anuther site......<br><br>w0w,she is me$$ed up......Tying up emergency circuits that long 4 NUTHING???<br><br>Ah well]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 07:49:36 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/230944"><b>Steve2526</b></A> : Lock her up for Felony Stupid!   ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 07:37:17 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : She should have picked up her kid and then had him take out the whole restaurant, Chuck Norris-style.<br><br>I mean, why is she paying for those Tae-Kwon-Do classes?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 22:15:22 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/1182245"><b>vandlent</b></A> : This wasn't funny at all..it was a stupid woman wasting taxpayer's dollars...what idiot calls 911 because someone isn't making their hamburger right?  I would've told her she was taking up valuable air space for serious 911 calls and hung up on her!<br><br>The dispatcher could've sent a cop there to arrest her for stupidity!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 21:31:48 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : I think the dispatcher should have sent out deputies.  They should have removed the children from the mother and placed them in protective custody - for the sake of their future.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:26:26 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : &raquo;<A HREF="http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp" >www.snopes.com/crime/cops/burger.asp</A><br><br>Although it is labeled as "undetermined" based on the intentions of the caller, this article seems to validate the authenticity of the recording.<br><br><I>"Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream."</I> -PF]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:20:17 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/445330"><b>ccoggle</b></A> : We were sent this tape from the dispatch agency in California.  One of the supervisors at our agency used to work down there and has friends that sends her calls every so often.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:18:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/1182161"><b>prossky</b></A> : i run a medical practice and i think its real.  i can't believe how many of these people can tie their own shoes in the morning and i'm sharing a freeway with them.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:48:33 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/535085"><b>Bill</b></A> : Disgrace to Orange County.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:41:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/821764"><b>legendNYC</b></A> : This has been in my MP3 player for a week. It is great to listen to as I begin my ride home after work. I don't think I will ever get tired of this bit. :D]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 18:39:39 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : flipout25<br><br>I live in San Clemente, this is hilarious, but I'm wondering how you have a Laguna Niguel dispatch tape while your profile shows you in Sandy, UT?  I want to make sure this is legit before I send it around to the whole town and we figure out who this twit is.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:54:37 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : Of course it would have helped if she was at Carl's Jr. where they actually sell the Western Bacon Cheeseburger rather than a freakin' Burger King.  Sheesh.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:27:33 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : HAHAHA! died laughing...what an idiot! that was great...:D:D:D:D:D]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:23:05 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/1182109"><b>MichaelBoltn</b></A> : I think it's actually Carl's Jr. that serves that burger.  However, after working in customer service for a good amount of time, I can tell you that many people confuse a specific product with different companies all the time.  <br><SMALL>--<br>"I had this name before that no-talent ass clown got famous and started winning Grammys." - Me</SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:20:27 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : Does Burger King even serve a sandwich called the Western Bacon Cheeseburger? Just wondering.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:18:32 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : Nope.  To be able to act that convincingly would require real talent which the "producer" would have to pay for.  It's just one of those things that's not worth faking.<br><br>Besides, it's totally believable in this country.  We've all seen the soccer mom that thinks her kids are God's gift to the world and how self-important she is.  This is just one of those times where she got caught up in the moment and felt challenged by the staff of the burger place and wasn't gonna back down if she didn't have to.  She's an elitist who thinks no-good minimum wage burger punks are worthless and won't be pushed around by them.<br><br>ROFL]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:10:30 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : All these comments and nobody else thinks this is just a fake?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:05:13 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/257683"><b>percboy</b></A> : "You are supposed to protect us!"<br>Where do we sign up to have more tax money taken from our wages to get this done. Dumb b**ch. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 20:08:17 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/822032"><b>TheToro</b></A> : could anyone make a resume ? it's hard to understand]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 17:49:33 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/198350"><b>joako</b></A> : <div class="bquote"><SMALL>said by anonymousse:</SMALL><br><br>So they are, in fact, not speaking to the same people they would if they were to call their local PD station (where you are)?<br><br>If so, you have a right to be upset with stupid shit like this.  Of course it's comedy relief, but it's still sad that people are so lame.<br> </DIV>I know in Miami, FL they get routed to the same place, we have a 305-4-POLICE number which is non emergerncy, I have called it and been greeted with "911, What's your emergency" (to which I responded that I had called the non-emergency number and that I did not have an emergency.<br><SMALL>--<br>I'm joakimsen and I approve this message.&raquo;<A HREF="http://sveasoft.pifiu.com" >sveasoft.pifiu.com</A></SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/785430"><b>kados</b></A> : funny as all hell...<br><br>reminds me of some of the calls I get at work, I work at a credit card company, and AT LEAST twice a day, I have some moron call in and ask why they have a late fee...when they havn't made a payment in 3 months.<br><br>we need something to thin out the gene pool, like a retard virus or something that only effects idiots like that.<br><SMALL>--<br>CONFUCIUS say "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger!"My <A HREF="http://www.kadosonline.com"> Site </A></SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/464721"><b>Morac</b></A> : Well after hearing this I beginning to believe the story that 911 (nine-one-one) was originally called nine-eleven, but changed when people complained they couldn't find the 11 on their phone.<br><SMALL>--<br><BR><A HREF="http://www.broadbandreports.com/forum/remark,10084297~mode=flat">The Comcast Disney Avatar has been retired</A>.</SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/870211"><b>blueeyesm</b></A> : It's a shame that 911 doesn't have access to emergency therapists to send out to locations like that.<br><br>The funniest thing is that she only went to that one place, apparently. I mean, if you want a burger, any On/off ramp should have a few places like that kicking about.<br><br>I agree that she needs a good slap upside the head. <br><br>I really feel; for her kids, having her as a mother.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/870211"><b>blueeyesm</b></A> : It's a shame that 911 doesn't have access to emergency therapists to send out to locations like that.<br><br>The funniest thing is that she only went to that one place, apparently. I mean, if you want a burger, any On/off ramp should have a few places like that kicking about.<br><br>I agree that she needs a good slap upside the head. <br><br>I really fee; for her kids, having her as a mother.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/1019109"><b>noone1</b></A> : I think that lady needs to get OFF the Prozac now. <br>And she has kids?<br>Just yet another reason added to the plus side of home schooling.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/844608"><b>raderator</b></A> : If the floor was wet, that's a good reason to not make the stupid burger. One lawsuit and they are screwed.<br><br>Mikey D's once had a promo where they said, "If your order isn't right, it's free". Well, they gave me someone else's order at the drive thru. So I drove all the way back and asked for my correct order and wanted it for free. Manager would not do it, period. Very bad PR, not to mention false advertising.<br><br>So I wrote McDonald's a note and they sent me a coupon for $5 or something.<br><br>BTW, do you guys get POed at people testing 911? I'd like to try the local 11 digit number we have programmed on speed dial for use with P8. We have it on the "zero" position on all our phones and never hit it accidentally.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/1063283"><b>fegul</b></A> : oh my goodness, I have NEVER heard anything like that.  I'm surprised the dispatcher didn't flip out, but I did like the line; "do you want us to protect you from a wrong cheeseburger?" What a self-centered woman (the caller) :uhh:<br><SMALL>--<br>|<A HREF="http://www.fegul.ethiofamily.com">Networking Help</A>|<A HREF="http://www.fegul.blogspot.com">My Blog</A>|</SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/680564"><b>MrTopher</b></A> : They should have given her back her money in a burger king bag.  That way she thinks she's getting food, and she gets a refund.  Then she couldnt complain about not getting what she paid for.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/581232"><b>removed</b></A> : <div class="bquote"><SMALL>said by  Zoly <A HREF="/useremail/u/925936"><IMG SRC="http://i.dslr.net/bb/profile.gif" ALT="See Profile" BORDER=0 WIDTH=16 HEIGHT=11></A>:</SMALL><br><br>Houston has it too<br>LOL:D<br> </DIV>311 down here is just city services, whereas it's a dedicated non-emergency police number up there.<br><SMALL>--<br><A HREF="aim:goim?screenname=ssfmhou">AIM</A> | <A HREF="http://www.removed.us/eirc">irc.removed.us - #dslr</A></SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/254898"><b>pcdebb</b></A> : I'm soooooooooooo glad I wasnt the dispatcher on this call, i mean, damn, someone across town or across the street may be getting murdered or molested and she is bitching about a burger to 911?????  inf*ckingcredible<br><SMALL>--<br><A HREF="http://pcdebb.blogspot.com/">babbling</A> | <A HREF="http://mvm.removed.us/">mvm</A></SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/925936"><b>Zoly</b></A> : Houston has it too<br>LOL:D]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/890865"><b>BronsCon</b></A> : OMFG I work at BK and we HAVE had people call the police on us before about this kind of shit.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/760074"><b>RealoRc</b></A> : NYC has 311 for non-emergency calls.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/927553"><b>RayMorris</b></A> : OMFG... I can't believe what i've just heard...:D:D:D<br><br><B>"Whoa what are we protecting you?! From a wrong cheeseburger?!" ROTFL...:D </B><br><br>Next time that lady calls 911 should say: Yelp! Yelp! i've been attacked by a giant walking cheeseburger! yelp yelp! murder policeeeeee!:D:D:D<br><SMALL>--<br>"We must never cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first time."</SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/657733"><b>owenhome</b></A> : What you don't here is the manager is on the phone with 911 also......<br><br>"There is this crazy b&%$h in the drive through threatening us!  She wont leave and she is really freaking us out!  She said she's gonna get her Tae Kwon Do karate kids to beat us up and she's waving a tire iron!  HELP!!!!"<br><br>Well, not really, but hey, why not?<br><SMALL>--<br>Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.</SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 01:18:20 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/333778"><b>mibagent_x</b></A> : Can't you get fined for calling 911 for non-emergency's? She definitely needs to grow-up, or slapped up-side her head.<br><SMALL>--<br><A HREF="http://www.dslreports.com/forum/helix">Join Team helix and help find a cure.</A></SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:49:55 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/179262"><b>Jobe72701</b></A> : Wow... just.... wow. That makes me ashamed to be American, lol.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : I think your first clue should of been when she says "I'm getting on the <U>toll freeway</U>"<br><br>I also (personally) think you handled that modern day product of what our society has (d)evolved into quite well.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/853361"><b>Dude111</b></A> : Thanx 4 sharing :)<br><br>What format is this file???? When i try to play it with Media player it says its not recognized,when i try to unzip it,it says it cant be unzipped......<br><br>I've tried saving it as a .wma file,etc..........<br><br>Oh well]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : Listen.<br>Seriously.<br>I live in Laguna Hills which is 5 minutes from Laguna Niguel and 15 minutes from San Clemente, CA. <br>This is the Soccer-mom capital of the world. Everyone here is rich and they think that they are entitled to the world.<br>I wouldn't be surprised if they had an entire smithsonian-sized catalogue of 911 calls from idiot callers like this lady. These are same people that then proceed to file a lwasuit against the 911 dispatcher and the local police on the grounds of mental anguish and pain and suffering for her kids that don't get their western bacon cheeseburger. Personally - I would have dispatched a patrol car there advising that she was armed and dangerous and should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.....<br>Just when you think Darwinism is winning the battle, we get a healthy dose of people like this and it makes you wonder.:p]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/836656"><b>IllIlIlllIll</b></A> : taking notice in the future should i ever bump into a woman that acts like to stay away.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/322446"><b>master1000</b></A> : this lady needs BLONDESTAR ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/233299"><b>hyperjoe</b></A> : out of touch with reality.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : So they are, in fact, not speaking to the same people they would if they were to call their local PD station (where you are)?<br><br>If so, you have a right to be upset with stupid shit like this.  Of course it's comedy relief, but it's still sad that people are so lame.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/445330"><b>ccoggle</b></A> : <div class="bquote"><SMALL>said by anonymousse:</SMALL><BR><BR><div class="bquote">However, in areas like major cities or compact suburbs, 911 usually goes to a central dispatch area that works with multiple police and fire agencies.<br> </DIV>I actually work in a PSAP answering 911.  We service 9 police jurisdictions, 11 fire & medical jurisdictions and 9 city service jurisdictions.  Each of the jurisdictions ranges in size and population but all are dense urban areas.  Regardless of where you live, it's still the same, they are there to service you.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : <div class="bquote">I don't blame them personally, the 911's and non-emergencies come to the same place, same people.</DIV>Perhaps that's true where you are, and is generally true in areas serviced by Sheriff's departments that cover an entire county or metro area.<br><br>However, in areas like major cities or compact suburbs, 911 usually goes to a central dispatch area that works with multiple police and fire agencies.  That's why it pisses me off when people call 911 for stupid shit.<br><br>Perhaps they should institute a secondary number like 912 for non-emergency calls so that it will be directed to their local police department without the fuss of having to look it up.  It would be very easy to implement with current equipment.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/445330"><b>ccoggle</b></A> : This gives us some source of entertainment.<br><br>Tying up a 911 line for 2.5 minutes isn't that bad, I would say...75% of the calls we receive on 911 could be reported on the non-emergency lines.  Most people are simply too lazy to lookup the number.  I don't blame them personally, the 911's and non-emergencies come to the same place, same people.  They pay their taxes and have a right to use it when they see the need.<br><br>One person on a 2.5 minute call isn't that bad.  An average accident on the freeway probably produces 20+ calls?  A roll over or worse on the freeway can produce upwards of 50+ calls.<br><br>We get calls much worse than this, they just usually aren't as funny.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/464721"><b>Morac</b></A> : I can't believe a 911 dispatcher would allow the 911 lines to be tied up for nearly 2 1/2 minutes by that idiot.  The dispatcher should have told that woman that she is tieing up an emergency line and that if she ever called 911 again for a non-emergency issue, she'd be arrested.  What if there had been a real emergency at that time?<br><SMALL>--<br><BR><A HREF="http://www.broadbandreports.com/forum/remark,10084297~mode=flat">The Comcast Disney Avatar has been retired</A>.</SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/445330"><b>ccoggle</b></A> : Sadly you would all be surprised the amount of calls I receive everyday that resemble this level of stupidity.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/733065"><b>tdkyo</b></A> : |spoiler: $fontbg I will call the police, because I want my Western Burger done RIGHT! $Fontbg|<br><br>It is these types of stupidity that drains the resources from more important issues we have today.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/685398"><b>Green Voodoo</b></A> : That was an ID10T code!!!<br><br>What a waste of resources.  I bet she will sue the store and 911 services for not getting her way.<br><SMALL>--<br>1 oz Melon liqueur, 1 oz Malibu rum,  1 splash Triple sec,  1 splash Sweet and sour,  1 shot Sprite </SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/697517"><b>koolman2</b></A> : Wow... just wow.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/610158"><b>liverdude</b></A> : Hahahahahaha. <br><br>|spoiler: $fontbg "your supposed to be here to protect me!"<br>"Well what are we supposed to be protect you from? A wrong cheeseburger?" $Fontbg|<br><SMALL>--<br>"It is not I that is crazy, it is you who is crazy...eeeeeeeeeeglazed ham." - Ren Hoek</SMALL>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/178937"><b>mlbSAE</b></A> : The dispatcher should have said "We'll send a cop down to arrest you for wasting emergency resources."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 10:01:02 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/721101"><b>htmlartist</b></A> : |spoiler: $fontbg "Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and force your western bacon cheeseburger" $Fontbg|<br><br>haha That dispatcher handled that pretty well.  I would have cracked up laughing.<br><SMALL>--<br>Well THAT sucks...</SMALL>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 05:16:07 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/0"><b>anon</b></A> : That was awesome.  I bet you guys get stupid calls like that all the time.  Sounds like she got exactly what she deserved.  A woman who thinks the cops will help her out with that is obviously a huge bitch.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 04:36:50 EDT</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<A HREF="/useremail/u/445330"><b>ccoggle</b></A> : Hey all,<br><br>I'm a 911 Dispatcher and we had this call on record at work.  I personally think it's the funniest call I have ever heard, but of course, others may not understand the humuor unless they work in the industry.<div class="borderless"><TABLE WIDTH=95% align=center border=0 CELLPADDING=4"><TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER VALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF nwrap WIDTH=33%><A HREF="/r0/download/791234~195d5cd4dd2e6d70a9a66181288c35f6/911tape_1.zip"><IMG  align=absmiddle TITLE="download" SRC="http://i.dslr.net/silk/compress.png" border=0 width=16 height=16><IMG SRC="http://i.dslr.net/1ptrans.gif" WIDTH=10 HEIGHT=1 border=0><big>911tape_1.zip</big></A> <small>2,326,030 bytes</small><br><small>(911tape_1.wma)</small></TD></TABLE></div>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 04:27:03 EDT</pubDate>
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