Someone, somewhere, here at this site is busy poking knitting needles in their eyes. Especially after that "story" yesterday (#8 in the rabble rousing pet peeves list) about existing customers not getting new promo pricing. I also like the way they conveniently "forgot" about this thread.
The front page at this site is more of a joke every day. Maybe they can turn it into the "Tech Onion" so the made-up crap is at least funny...