If I remember correctly, you first have to become a victim of an alien abduction with a thorough probing. Or maybe the decisions are made using a Crazy 8 Ball. In either case, there is something on the topic in the FAQ's.
moderators suck! Not the person but just the job in general.
I have my own board where i admin and keeping it clean is a pain in the rear. My board is no where near as big as DSL reports and I thank my lucky stars (and if you look i have one) that i'm not a mod here unless of course i'm paid =)
