I'm running a pirate copy of XP because......I'm a f**king pirate! I don't like rules, regulations or laws and I don't like paying for anything! Microsoft plunders millions of dollars a day while the government looks the other way and while Big Bill looks the other way, I steal 200 bucks worth of his monopolistic booty. ARRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Geez, I'm an evil bastard!
