Hahaha, I live in Hunterdon County, and I dream of getting broadband. I'm not kidding. I had a dream a few weeks ago I got a two-way cable Internet connection and I was playing online games with a ping of 20! It was so fun!
You sure about that? SECTV, via Prolog has greatly increased their speeds. It figures that you're not in the part of Hunterdon served by Patriot. Like 90% of the county is served by them.
