I live in a trailer in the middle of BFE, but I got DSL Extreme! Wait, now I got FIOS! I gotta get a better generator. Hey, fire up the still! It's moonshine making time! Now if I can quit my addiction to terrorizing hikers, hunters, and idiots in my neck of the woods.
Big Question: How stable is DSL going to be 56,232 ft from the CO?