 | Translated RIAA quote You really have to run the RIAA's quote through a special filter to figure out the real meaning of it. Here's the result:
"Our hearts go out for the loss of settlement revenue from the Scantleberry family. We had decided to temporarily suspend the productive settlement discussions to regroup our strategy (as as a good PR attempt) once Mr. Scantleberry passed away. We were planning to claim that Mr. Scantleberry had admitted that the infringer was his stepson, so that we could force him to accept our overbearing and one-sided settlement. Out of an abundance of bad PR, we have elected to drop this particular case and hope that everyone quickly forgets about it so we can go back to suing dead grandmothers and little girls in peace."
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