Re: Sure, it's funny now in http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r16750712 en Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:09:57 EDT Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:09:57 EDT Re: Sure, it's funny now http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,16751187 rawgerz :
said by Jason Levine See Profile :

Nah, Verizon's real offer with be wirelss+phone+DSL for only $2 a month*.

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* $2 a month fee only good for the first four months. Per month fee then rises to $200 a month. Promotional offer only valid if upon signing a 3 year contract. Early termination of the contract would cost $900. Taxes and Fees not included in the per month fee and are expected to run $95 a month.
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:D
You forgot the part saying that after you cancel early you have to return the modem and phone then permanently affix a bumper sticker on your car that says 'Satisfied Verizon subscriber'
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"Hows your French toast?" "Smelly and ungrateful, but this AMERICAN toast is great!"]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,16751187 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:44:43 EDT Re: Sure, it's funny now http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,16750981 Jason Levine : Nah, Verizon's real offer with be wirelss+phone+DSL for only $2 a month*.

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* $2 a month fee only good for the first four months. Per month fee then rises to $200 a month. Promotional offer only valid if upon signing a 3 year contract. Early termination of the contract would cost $900. Taxes and Fees not included in the per month fee and are expected to run $95 a month.
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:D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,16750981 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:10:28 EDT Re: Sure, it's funny now http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,16750712 cableties : Or how about "We also reserve the right to charge absolutely lower regional prices toward our competition, and once they realize, we'll raise it to confuse you even more! Best of all, we don't have to honor our pricing tiers anywhere else in the country, because we are Verizon, expect less! Our marketing department spends most of our money on flyers, silly commercials and nazi-colored corporate graphics that really tell you who we are, even if we are the only phone/telco provider for hundreds of miles! "]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,16750712 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:27:11 EDT Sure, it's funny now http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,16750681 vpoko : ...just wait 6 months until this same headline is coming from an actual newspaper.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,16750681 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:21:23 EDT