Computer working perfectly? in Electronics http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r17041454 en Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:09:24 EDT Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:09:24 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17047201 MysticGogeta : Or turn off anti virus and surf alot of porn sites on Internet Explorer downloading every active x thing they ask for]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17047201 Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:19:47 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17047026 happy4ya :
said by MysticGogeta See Profile :

turn your anti virus off and let your kids/wife at it
That's probably the most efficient way to do it. You don't even have to do anything.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17047026 Sun, 08 Oct 2006 00:26:38 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17047015 happy4ya :
said by braynes See Profile :

"I have a 460 volt line there."

What the hell do you do with it?
Bruce
I use it to overclock my computers.....right.

We build large medical air compressors and vacuum systems for hospitals and most of them run at 230-460 volts, 3 phase.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17047015 Sun, 08 Oct 2006 00:24:11 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17046276 MysticGogeta : turn your anti virus off and let your kids/wife at it]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17046276 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 21:47:00 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17045972 Loer9 :
said by Nanoprobe See Profile :

Go to your local store and buy 2 dozen pencils and a sharpener. When you arrive home sharpen all the pencils down to a nub. Shut down your puter, open the case and dump the pencil remains inside. Replace cover and press start. That should do the trick. ;)
HAHAHA....yea that would do it for sure!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17045972 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 20:41:37 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17045932 Nanoprobe : Go to your local store and buy 2 dozen pencils and a sharpener. When you arrive home sharpen all the pencils down to a nub. Shut down your puter, open the case and dump the pencil remains inside. Replace cover and press start. That should do the trick. ;)
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Resistance is Futile]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17045932 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 20:34:56 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17044768 Loer9 : :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17044768 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 15:42:55 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17044461 Mchart : »members.aol.com/jhm/

You could make a really cool website like that.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17044461 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 14:17:00 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043875 alphapointe : Hey, don't feel too bad. I have a server that's tempting me to fill it with semptex and see what happens. {BOOM!}
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Resistance is NOT futile...It's voltage divided by current.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043875 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:19:10 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043838 Loer9 : lol damn, I thought I was bored :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043838 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:12:41 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043274 alphapointe : Maybe it's got too much air blowing around it. Fill it with that foamy insulation stuff. Don't forget inside the power supply as well.
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Resistance is NOT futile...It's voltage divided by current.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043274 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:05:48 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043268 David : yea my computers seem to be working as well, damn thing just will not stop. Hope you find a fix for yours soon. ]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043268 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 10:04:46 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043013 Axilla : who takes notes? That ruins all the fun and adventure of trying to make things work and letting the smoke free later.
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INFLOW-WI]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17043013 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:21:22 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042983 madrhino : Sounds like a good time to do an improvement/upgrade of some kind,any kind.It doesn't matter what as long as it involves removing a bunch of parts in a hurry and not making any notes about where they go.
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What the hell do you do with it?
Bruce]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042939 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:13:42 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042905 cork1958 : I liked the reply to install Windows. Guranteed NOT to run perfectly anymore! :p
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Spread Zenwalk Linux 3.0]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042905 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:46:45 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042768 MysticGogeta : Someone Deleted your porn?]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042768 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:08:40 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042691 TOPDAWG : HA simple joke but one that made me laugh. However also sad just booted up my PC and got a blue screen of death :(]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042691 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:17:18 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042620 hangin67 : Reply as many times as you can to a forum post about doing stupid things to your perfectly good PC.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042620 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:41:36 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042610 hangin67 : Drop a music cd in your cd-rom upside down and try to play it backwards.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042610 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:37:41 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042597 hangin67 : Right click on the C:\WINDOWS\system32 folder and click delete. Then reboot.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042597 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:33:36 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042591 hangin67 : Disable "Windows genuine advantage validation tool" in the Internet explorer manage addons tool, then go to windows update.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042591 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:31:32 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042586 richk_1957 : Turn the computer off

On the back, there is usually a little slider that's marked '115 - 220'. It's now set in '115' change it to '220'

Try turning your computer on now :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042586 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:29:56 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042573 hangin67 : Find all the old 1.44mb floppys you might have lying around and format them.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042573 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:24:34 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042562 BarneyBadAss : send a threatening email to a government offical.. I'm sure that will cause your system to fail quickly... :D
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We can make it run 4x faster off that power. ]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042537 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:11:41 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042500 kruser :
said by X_Digit See Profile :

Actually, try any of the following:

1. Give it a run through the dishwasher...
2. Let the kids and/or wife have free reign w/ it!
3. Attempt to jumpstart your car w/ it's power supply!
4. Connect some tubes, add a water & food tray... and give your hamster a new, cool place to live!
Better is to let my receptionist at work have at it for 10 minutes.
She will make sure it is infected in under a minute and then break the power button while trying frantically to shut it down :D (She once tried to kill it by clipping the power cord with large nail clippers!).]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042500 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:57:17 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042488 kruser : :D :D :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042488 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:52:39 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042425 X_Digit : Actually, try any of the following:

1. Give it a run through the dishwasher...
2. Let the kids and/or wife have free reign w/ it!
3. Attempt to jumpstart your car w/ it's power supply!
4. Connect some tubes, add a water & food tray... and give your hamster a new, cool place to live!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042425 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:29:24 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042414 alphapointe : I shot him. He must be a vampire, he didn't die.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042414 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:25:14 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042388 Axilla : I tried taking Murphy out to buy him a beer so he would be on my side, but my car wouldn't start.
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INFLOW-WI]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042388 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:13:50 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042367 kruser : Hey, I have 15 of them here in this little apartment and they are ALL working perfect at this moment.

Only problem I have is when one breaks then several others also seem to break but without a common problem amongst any of them :D

Only thing I can think of is it is something to do with that Murphy guy that makes the laws.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042367 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:07:36 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042253 Grethor : Working perfectly?

LOL Turn the damn thing on.

Problem solved.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042253 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:34:45 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042245 racer9876 : You haven't tried the be all solution to any problem known to man. A freaking huge sledgehammer. Follow instructions as follows.

1. Put computer on floor.
2. Take 30+lbs sledgehammer over head into swinging position.
3. Unleash hell on the computer.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042245 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:32:32 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042233 Fox McCloud : Try unpluggin the hard-drive; it's the most problematic device out there.

After doing that, removing the heat-sync, the cooling fan, the graphics card, the power supply, and your broadband modem, everything will be corrected.

Oh, I almost forgot, after that, take a ball bat to it, that'll work the best!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042233 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:27:21 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042207 Oleg : Try spyware and tool bars :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17042207 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 00:21:51 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041869 Loer9 : The spinning on start up confused me, so I just removed the CPU fan all together. If the problem still exists, I'll remove the heatsink also...that should do it for sure on this AMD chip...lol.

Spelling]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041869 Fri, 06 Oct 2006 23:03:05 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041841 SmokChsr : If that doesn't solve the problem then I would look to the CPU cooling fan? did it start spinning? These fans have a bad habit of beginning to spin and cause all sorts of grief. If it is spinning you can unplug the wires going to it, that often resolves the problem. If that doesn't work you could try taping some paper or card board over the fan to block the airflow to it. That will neutralize the troubles caused by the spinning fan blades.
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Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?
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said by SmokChsr See Profile :

Given the symptoms I would think it's the power supply, you should probably open it up as soon as possible and replace all the electrolytics with ones that have been pulled from service previously. Installing these experienced pre dried caps, should resolve your problem almost immediately.
Workin on that now....I'll let you know how it turns out....on my backup rig of course :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041763 Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:43:36 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041737 SmokChsr : Given the symptoms I would think it's the power supply, you should probably open it up as soon as possible and replace all the electrolytics with ones that have been pulled from service previously. Installing these experienced pre dried caps, should resolve your problem almost immediately.
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Is fire supposed to shoot out of it like that?
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said by Loer9 See Profile :

Hahah, just trying to get some action on this forum tonight...seems dead and like it is, I have nothing to read...lol. Sorry guys :D
Install Windows Vista RC1 .... it works great, but the tweaking should keep you busy until at least Saturday afternoon ...

:D :D
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:D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041482 Fri, 06 Oct 2006 21:45:37 EDT Re: Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041458 MrFixitSC : that's a bad sign, how's the cat?]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041458 Fri, 06 Oct 2006 21:39:24 EDT Computer working perfectly? http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041454 Loer9 : Ok guys, I have a problem. My PC seems to be working ok and everything is fine...any ideas? Thanks,

Eric]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,17041454 Fri, 06 Oct 2006 21:37:37 EDT