DesdinovaPremium
join:2003-01-26
Gaithersburg, MD
1 edit | Hmmm... I dunno, I think it's time for some new fairy tales like Comcast and the Three Bears:
"...and so Baby Bear went into his bedroom and said, 'Someone's been sleeping in MY bed and he's still there!' whereupon Papa Bear flew into a rage and mauled the sleeping cable tech before phoning up Comcast and cancelling their service. Papa Bear, who needed broadband for his at-home honey distribution service, then called up Verizon and tried to get fios, but it was unavailable in his area. So the next day he and the rest of the critters in the enchanted forest started theit own muni broadband and were instantly sued back into the stone age by every major service provider in the kingdom.
And the stockholders lived happily ever after. The end."
*giggle* |
