 Titus PulloI came, I saw, I slept
join:2004-06-26
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Re: One word... said by tsu9:Which, ironically, they fail at miserably. If they understood that the "content portals" they mimic as may as well be renamed "useless crap nobody wants" they'd have more green in the bank, or spent upgrading their network. Unless they're going to innovate (R&D costs a ton more than spawning look-a-likes!), they're doomed to failure. I guess owning the road with a toll isn't enough anymore, is it? Comcast . . . just the name makes my skin crawl, and I still pay for their TV service (at $3 more a month for nothing since they took over Adelphia). I digress 
Look, these clueless and witless fuktard marketing mavens have their heads so far up their accountant's backside they need a stock split to eat lunch. Have you ever HEARD a marketing person talk? They don't speak English, they blather some sort of asinine piffle that amounts to a very bad verbal PowerPoint presentation --complete with bullets and 'wipe' (pun intended) transitions.
Marketing is the con dept of your favorite corporate entity. That's it in a nutshell. The fledgling jerk off in the Armani with the manicure finishes another wasted hour with the board and calls his ASSistant who calls marketing to do a group-think on a white-board that POPS into brrrrrrrrrrrrr another f'n stupendously hideous crawling horror of an idea to twist up Benny Broadband's backside that, in the final analsysis, isn't worth the fuzz in a cat's stool.
This is why you have shiny new Comcast trucks carrying a bozobob splitter sucker in his new Comcast shirt and hat spread across the country like f'n army ants ready to sleep on your couch at a moments notice.
Presentation, penetration, palpitation, POP. Can't you feel it? It's C O M C A S T I C !!
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"I am not young enough to know everything."
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 VigThread-safe since 1997Premium
join:2004-03-23
San Diego, CA | I just wish I could tell how you really feel about Comcast... |
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 RobIn Deo speramus, God Bless the USAPremium
join:2001-08-25
Kendall, FL
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That was a great post! |
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 Michieru2zzz zzz zzzPremium
join:2005-01-28
Miami, FL | reply to Titus Pullo
Usually those who are in marketing are simply studying just to lie.
Just like a debate club is sponsored by politicians for kids to debate in schools. |
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Now THAT is one hell of a gonzo rant. Kudos, man. I hope you didn't need to get all wretched on Ether to write that. |
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