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Maxo
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This makes sense

In the event that we all realized we only had a few days before we all died a slow and agonizing death, people everywhere will be in need of porn. Going to the video store will not be possible. Porn will be obtain via online access. The government may need to ration porn out to make sure there is enough to go around.
permalink · 2007-02-13 10:16:17 · Reply to this

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Re: This makes sense

permalink · 2007-02-13 10:36:51 · Reply to this

dadkins
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Be prepared, burn some DVDs for "emergencies"

permalink · 2007-02-13 10:52:10 · Reply to this

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Re: This makes sense

Spoken like a true boy scout.
permalink · 2007-02-13 11:10:56 · Reply to this

dadkins
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Re: This makes sense

I have my Whack Badge!
permalink · 2007-02-13 11:17:04 · Reply to this

GlobalMind
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Re: This makes sense

No no that would be your Whack-n-Chit card. And for every time you are caught not maintaining arms length radius around you for safety, a corner will be removed.

If all corners are removed your whack-n-privilege would be revoked.

K
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permalink · 2007-02-13 11:25:16 · Print · Reply to this

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said by GlobalMind See Profile :

If all corners are removed your whack-n-privilege would be revoked.
Then a one-on-one meating with your Scout master will be necessary to get another Whack-n-Chit card.
permalink · 2007-02-13 11:29:17 · Reply to this

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Re: This makes sense

Stock of Ky, Lubriderm and tissues surge!!

End of world is nigh!

Internet collapse due to HD-DVD/BR porn downloads!

(yawn).

It's (roastbeef) curtains for all!
(sorry. That was bad)
permalink · 2007-02-13 12:31:35 · Reply to this

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said by Maxo See Profile :

said by GlobalMind See Profile :

If all corners are removed your whack-n-privilege would be revoked.
Then a one-on-one meating with your Scout master will be necessary to get another Whack-n-Chit card.
Awwww. Bad Maxo, Bad!
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permalink · 2007-02-13 17:30:08 · Print · Reply to this

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Chicago, IL		 WHAT THE HELLLLL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE.
permalink · 2007-02-13 18:58:57 · Reply to this

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WHAT THE HELLLLL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE.
You where never in the scouts where you?
permalink · 2007-02-13 21:05:14 · Reply to this

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said by lkviewguy See Profile :

WHAT THE HELLLLL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE.
LOL it's a scouting thing.

See the deal is that you would get this card (actually I remember two), one was the Totin' Chip (just looked it up again and that's how they print it...funny I didn't remember it that way) and the other the Firem'n Chit card.

The first was for carrying and using a knife, and the other to build & start campfires, carry matches etc. They basically went to the fact that you understand your responsibilities in doing so etc etc. If you were caught violating those rules, a superior (patrol leader, adult leader etc) would cut off a corner of the card. When all four were gone, you lost those privileges.

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said by lkviewguy See Profile :

WHAT THE HELLLLL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE.
You where never in the scouts where you?
LOL!! Clearly not. : )

K.
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permalink · 2007-02-14 08:06:10 · Print · Reply to this
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said by dadkins See Profile :

I have my Whack Badge!
oh man i can see the image on this badge, a hand spanking a monkey(or choking a chicken).
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permalink · 2007-02-13 23:05:01 · Reply to this

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DOWNLOAD NOW!
Be prepared, burn some DVDs for "emergencies"


Yes you will need at least a 30-day supply.
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permalink · 2007-02-13 11:27:24 · Print · Reply to this

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Re: This makes sense

Blu-ray baby!
One DVD - 50GB!
10 Full Length Standard DVDs on a single disc.
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permalink · 2007-02-13 11:48:04 · Reply to this

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Re: This makes sense

Yeah I cant wait, but I am falling for HD-DVD not blueray. But regardless they are both good for a few dvd movies. Imagine how many x264 shows you can put on there. LOL
permalink · 2007-02-13 11:57:04 · Reply to this

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Re: This makes sense

@ 700MB to 1.3GB per movie... a couple!
permalink · 2007-02-13 13:10:38 · Reply to this

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Re: This makes sense

divx looks good

i downloaded Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

look really good for a 1GB download

on my old CRT TV

but on my HD monitor it wwas pixely
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permalink · 2007-02-14 00:10:07 · Reply to this
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