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guitarzan
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Re: Microsoft Anti-Virus has holes???

Punxsutawney Phil

America's most famous groundhog,became a celebrity February 2nd 2007. According to tradition, if a groundhog emerges from his burrow on Groundhog Day and sees his shadow then Vista holes will last for six more years.) before being patched. Yup, Phil did see his shadow.

Like all groundhogs, Phil is a mammal from the order Rodentia (rodents) and the genus Marmota (marmots).

Groundhogs are sometimes, also known as developers... Ballmers handlers insist, whimsically, that Microsoft's new operating system Vista is over 100 years old and that he drinks an 'elixer of life' each year which adds seven more years to Vista's life span. In reality, MS operating systems have a typical lifespan of about six hours before holes develop.

FYI: Other forest-dwelling critters include Bugs Bunny, Winnie the Pooh and Bigfoot.

Holes, vhat holes? Vee don't zee any holes.
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Its the Democrats fault. In fact it is the Speaker of House Polosi fault. Everything is the Democrats fault. Everything. Just like Everything was the Republicans Fault when they were in power.
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