said by EchoD:Tinfoil hats enhance the signal!
I just wear my tinfoil helmet. That's right, a hat just isn't protection enough. It saves me from all of the cell phones, Wi-Fi, and the aliens who created them to destroy our brains!
It's their evil scheme. Every Wi-Fi router is actually an alien space ship!Edit: Awww, Mactron beat me to it