| Tech Support Remember MS support? Here is what it will likely be like:
"Congratulations, you are caller 394 in cue with an estimated wait time of only 2 hours and 38 minutes, but please enjoy the rap music and the Verizon commercials every 2 minutes."
(much later)
"Hello, my name is Ragbadshaw? May I have your DSL phone number? . . . Have you tried rebooting?"
(1/2 hour later)
". . . Oh, I have to transfer you to level 2 support, it is only a 3/4 hour wait."
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"Remember, Comrade, people who are willing to destroy an efficient telephone system may not be playing with a full deck." |
