 RickPremium,MVM
join:2001-02-06
Waterbury, CT | Dear members of the jury.... At the start of this conversion, we had 350,000 customers.
That increased to 1.9 Million. What this means is that we increased the number of customers we have in this area by almost 5 1/2 times.
The plaintiffs allege that our service deteriorated, causing them much pain and emotional distress.
We say..that is a LIE! An Outright LIE!
If that is truly the case..why then, did our number of service calls only increase by a factor of THREE during this same period?
We would argue that our service was MUCH better than what they had before!
The numbers say, their argument doesn't FIT!
And if it doesn't FIT, you must Acquit!
Case closed. 
ps: TW..you can PM me for my contact information and information on where I can send your bill for winning this case for you. 
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