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Time4aNAP
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join:2007-04-09
Des Plaines, IL

Really?

I guess that means that I'm not going to be getting patents for the wheel or the number 7 any time soon...

TScheisskopf
World News Trust

join:2005-02-13
Belvidere, NJ

Re: Really?

Poop. I was getting ready to submit my patents on my two new revolutionary inventions. I call them "dirt" and "air". I also had a first draft working on something I call "paper".

Drats. Foiled again.

phxmark
What Country Are We Living In?

join:2000-12-27
Glendale, AZ
Darn, now I can't patent the use of jelly filled balls stuck in ones head and used to see.
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lesopp

join:2001-06-27
Land O Lakes, FL

Re: Really?

How did you fill your "balls" with jelly?

cdru
Go Colts
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join:2003-05-14
Fort Wayne, IN
kudos:7

Re: Really?

Don't ask questions unless you really want to go there.
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Go Colts

RadioDoc
Yeah, like it matters.
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join:2000-05-11
La Grange, IL
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And my patent on sex was about to be issued, too.
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Toolmaster of La Grange.
rradina

join:2000-08-08
Chesterfield, MO

Re: Really?

But I'll bet the patent application title was called something clever like "Push and Pull Genetic Mixing Protocol". Am I right?

RadioDoc
Yeah, like it matters.
Premium,ExMod 2000-03
join:2000-05-11
La Grange, IL
kudos:2

Re: Really?

flushls

join:2004-11-02
Joyce, WA
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the south the genetics are not as well mixed.
Oh eastern Oregon to.

LOL
Desdinova
Premium
join:2003-01-26
Gaithersburg, MD

Re: Really?

That's because no one in those areas has enough money to afford the licensing fees!
patcat88

join:2002-04-05
Jamaica, NY
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How about multicellular eukaryotic, water based, bipedal, intermittant automation machine?
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