said by jjoshua:We have got to come up with a "dumb user doesn't know what bandwidth is" script.
Abuse: You downloaded 600GB.
You:
I don't understand. I only have the 8mb package. I don't have the 600GB package.
Abuse: You are violating our AUP.
You:
I don't understand. Do I need to reboot my cable modem?
Abuse: You are going to be disconnected if you don't lower your usage.
You:
I don't understand. Sometimes when I check my email, my computer hangs. Could that be the problem?
Good one.
You: Do I need to clear my cookies? Are they taking up space?