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jjoshua
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join:2001-06-01
Scotch Plains, NJ

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Re: [Connectivity] Contacted by Comcast Abuse Dept Today...

We have got to come up with a "dumb user doesn't know what bandwidth is" script.

Abuse: You downloaded 600GB.
You: I don't understand. I only have the 8mb package. I don't have the 600GB package.
Abuse: You are violating our AUP.
You: I don't understand. Do I need to reboot my cable modem?
Abuse: You are going to be disconnected if you don't lower your usage.
You: I don't understand. Sometimes when I check my email, my computer hangs. Could that be the problem?
Squidii
join:2004-06-30
Little Rock, AR

Squidii

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said by jjoshua:

We have got to come up with a "dumb user doesn't know what bandwidth is" script.

Abuse: You downloaded 600GB.
You: I don't understand. I only have the 8mb package. I don't have the 600GB package.
Abuse: You are violating our AUP.
You: I don't understand. Do I need to reboot my cable modem?
Abuse: You are going to be disconnected if you don't lower your usage.
You: I don't understand. Sometimes when I check my email, my computer hangs. Could that be the problem?

Good one.

You: Do I need to clear my cookies? Are they taking up space?