Re: [Rant] Stupid person jumps on subway tracks....
LOL...he might like that considering his latest shut down on the tax vote.
Could be tough to prove sometimes. There's much to consider in terms of a penalty/tax, etc.
Maybe you take his umbrella , and make him wear a sign for a morning in the station he messed up in. "I held you all up due to my stupidity". -- ....where's my fiber?