Noah Vail
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join:2004-12-10
Lorton, VA
 ·RoadRunner Cable
| reply to Lil Jon
We can start...
with your cell phone number. You can also post your work address, phone number, and commute times.
We'll also need any kin that you visit at least once a year, their phone numbers and addresses and the schedule of any visits you might be thinking of.
Then post any extracurricular or volunteer activities you might happen to do with all the appropriate contact information.
So we can better track you in your home, we'll need the frequency of your bathroom visits and a log (that would be a REPORT) to insure that you aren't deceiving anyone or doing anything bad. A public IP's web cam would help verify your, uh, report.
After that's complete, we'll work on bedroom and other room monitoring, and interviews with the neighbors.
OK then. Better get to it. We'll figure out what we want to do with your whereabouts after you provide them.
NV
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PolarBear
The bear formerly known as aaron8301
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join:2005-01-03
·CableOne
| I couldn't have said it better myself, Noah. Lil Jon, if you don't care for the freedoms that this country provides, with all due respect, move to China.
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FiL
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join:2005-08-16
Silver Spring, MD | Sounds like someones cheating on their wife!
haha, score for Jon...
yeaaaaaaaaaauuuhhhh.:) |
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RayW
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join:2001-09-01
Layton, UT
clubs: | reply to Noah Vail
Do not have a cell. As far as the rest, good luck.
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PolarBear
The bear formerly known as aaron8301
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join:2005-01-03
·CableOne
| reply to FiL
My wife always knows where I am, not because she tracks me with a GPS device, but because I tell her. That's right, I know it's an unusual thing these days, but me and my wife have a very strange marriage; it's full of things like trust and communication and all that crap.
Nice try, FiL, but I take my marriage seriously.
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla. -- Mitch Ratcliffe |
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Noah Vail
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join:2004-12-10
Lorton, VA | Ohhh...
Don't take FiL's remark personally.
After all, most folks assume everyone is living their life.
NV
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