"The company said that someone vandalized the fiber-optic lines"
Time Warner have figured out how to send light down copper?
Quick!! Someone tell Verizon!
Time Warner knew there was no copper inside the wires, but the geniuses who rripped off the cable most likely didn't. They probably got a nice surprise when they stripped the sheathing off and found - plastic -- In memoriam Tommy Makem, Nov. 4, 1932 - Aug. 1, 2007