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Raptor
Not a Dumptruck

join:2001-10-21
London, ON

So sick of the naming schemes...

Extreme, turbo, express, ultra, elite, pro, premier, preferred...

Man alive, just offer Tier A, B, C, etc or 1,2,3...that way you don't have to keep coming up with more awesome names every time you upgrade it by 1mbit.

Either that or stick with the Unreal Tournament progression of naming things:

Double Internet
Multi Internet
Mega Internet
Ultra Internet
M-M-Monster Internet
Ludicrous Internet
HOLY S@#T Internet
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....where's my fiber?


Agent_haito

join:2002-09-20
Winston Salem, NC

Don't forget:
Godlike Internetz
Wicked Sick Internetz



morbo
Complete Your Transaction

join:2002-01-22
00000

reply to Raptor
"ludicrous speed!"



Raptor
Not a Dumptruck

join:2001-10-21
London, ON

reply to Raptor
Perhaps I should suggest in the site improvement forum that depending on how well your speed test does a sound byte can play back at the end of the test with those same Unreal bytes ...

I'd speed test at work just to hear "Ludicrous Speeds!"
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....where's my fiber?



Jigsaw
Stardust We Are
Premium
join:2000-10-21
Cleveland, OH

reply to morbo

said by morbo:

"ludicrous speed!"

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»www.auralmoon.com/ Stimulating ears for 7 years

bmn
? ? ?
Premium,ExMod 2003-06
join:2001-03-15
hiatus

reply to Raptor
Actually, I think a "1984"-like scheme would be better...

Fast Internet
Plus fast Internet
Double plus fast Internet
Triple plus fast Internet
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Prove it...
Save the Internet Time (NTP) service, use the pool.



dvd536
as Mr. Pink as they come
Premium
join:2001-04-27
Phoenix, AZ
kudos:4

reply to Agent_haito

said by Agent_haito:

Don't forget:
Godlike Internetz
Wicked Sick Internetz
Don't forget "Maxi-tubes". uhmmmm skip that, that sounds like another product.
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You can never be too rich, too thin or have too much Bandwidth

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