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Jerm
join:2000-04-10
Richland, WA
| reply to tiger72
So you missed VERIZON at #3 there?
I can just imagine it now:
"Hello Welcome to Verizon Customer Service how may I help you?"
"My PeeCee isn't able to connect to teh intarweb, I see a page that says I have a been disconnected due to a trojan, spyware, or other botnet activity ... WHY DOESNT MY INTERNET WORK - TURN IT BACK ON PLEASE!"
"Well Sir your port has been disabled because you've been sending out spam and your computer appears to have been compromised in a zombie botnet attack"
"I dun care what you say, I have no zombies here, they're only in Movies - I just want checked my d*mn email now TURN ME BACK ON NOW!"
... (rinse, repeat 10x)
Finally the user gives up - "Im going to Comcast, forget you Verizon, my zombie PC is invincible!" | |
Krispy
Premium,VIP
join:2001-12-11
the stix
| said by Jerm  :I can just imagine it now: "Hello Welcome to Verizon Customer Service how may I help you?" "My PeeCee isn't able to connect to teh intarweb, I see a page that says I have a been disconnected due to a trojan, spyware, or other botnet activity ... WHY DOESNT MY INTERNET WORK - TURN IT BACK ON PLEASE!" "Well Sir your port has been disabled because you've been sending out spam and your computer appears to have been compromised in a zombie botnet attack" "I dun care what you say, I have no zombies here, they're only in Movies - I just want checked my d*mn email now TURN ME BACK ON NOW!" ... (rinse, repeat 10x) Finally the user gives up - "Im going to Comcast, forget you Verizon, my zombie PC is invincible!" You've worked in an abuse dept I see 
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Doctor Four
My other vehicle is a TARDIS
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join:2000-09-05
Dallas, TX
 ·AT&T U-Verse
1 edit | said by Krispy :You've worked in an abuse dept I see His avatar probably also describes what some ISP
abuse departments would like to do with their clueless,
click on everything, got-brains?, spam spewing zombie
customers, or at least their machines.
Someone in one of the forums mentioned that if human
stupidity were a fuel that could be burned, this planet
would shine brighter than the Sun.
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"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they are very sophisticated idiots." - Doctor Who (from Robot)
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antdude
A Ninja Ant
Premium,VIP
join:2001-03-25
| reply to Jerm
said by Jerm :I can just imagine it now: "Hello Welcome to Verizon Customer Service how may I help you?" "My PeeCee isn't able to connect to teh intarweb, I see a page that says I have a been disconnected due to a trojan, spyware, or other botnet activity ... WHY DOESNT MY INTERNET WORK - TURN IT BACK ON PLEASE!" "Well Sir your port has been disabled because you've been sending out spam and your computer appears to have been compromised in a zombie botnet attack" "I dun care what you say, I have no zombies here, they're only in Movies - I just want checked my d*mn email now TURN ME BACK ON NOW!" ... (rinse, repeat 10x) Finally the user gives up - "Im going to Comcast, forget you Verizon, my zombie PC is invincible!" Then Verizon shuts the customer down too? 
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81399672
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join:2006-05-17
Los Angeles, CA
| said by antdude :said by Jerm :I can just imagine it now: "Hello Welcome to Verizon Customer Service how may I help you?" "My PeeCee isn't able to connect to teh intarweb, I see a page that says I have a been disconnected due to a trojan, spyware, or other botnet activity ... WHY DOESNT MY INTERNET WORK - TURN IT BACK ON PLEASE!" "Well Sir your port has been disabled because you've been sending out spam and your computer appears to have been compromised in a zombie botnet attack" "I dun care what you say, I have no zombies here, they're only in Movies - I just want checked my d*mn email now TURN ME BACK ON NOW!" ... (rinse, repeat 10x) Finally the user gives up - "Im going to Comcast, forget you Verizon, my zombie PC is invincible!" Then Verizon shuts the customer down too? 1) you mean comcast and 2) a lot will not do anything. At&t will not do anything | |
antdude
A Ninja Ant
Premium,VIP
join:2001-03-25
| said by 81399672 :said by antdude :said by Jerm :I can just imagine it now: "Hello Welcome to Verizon Customer Service how may I help you?" "My PeeCee isn't able to connect to teh intarweb, I see a page that says I have a been disconnected due to a trojan, spyware, or other botnet activity ... WHY DOESNT MY INTERNET WORK - TURN IT BACK ON PLEASE!" "Well Sir your port has been disabled because you've been sending out spam and your computer appears to have been compromised in a zombie botnet attack" "I dun care what you say, I have no zombies here, they're only in Movies - I just want checked my d*mn email now TURN ME BACK ON NOW!" ... (rinse, repeat 10x) Finally the user gives up - "Im going to Comcast, forget you Verizon, my zombie PC is invincible!" Then Verizon shuts the customer down too? 1) you mean comcast and 2) a lot will not do anything. At&t will not do anything DOH! I meant Comcast. I am not fully awake! 
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