http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r19228865 en Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:58:44 EDT Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:58:44 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19232959 TigerLord : lol :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19232959 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:53:19 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19232907 wkendhippie : OK then >>

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-mart with her two kids.

The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why?
Do you think they really look alike?"

No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." :o]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19232907 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:46:11 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19232129 dirtyjeffer : i've read a similar version to that...it's pretty good.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19232129 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:34:15 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19229992 Reactance : heheheheh.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19229992 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:19:26 EDT http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19228865 anon : Welcome to Wal-Mart

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart!!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,19228865 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:04:26 EDT