Sorry, Verizon's 'Magic 8 Ball' is out for service, so the reps actually have to make up their own answers for a change.
Gotta love it when each time you call you get a different answer, if you don't like the answer you get, just hang up and call back again.
So true, Verizon DSL is no better, Of course their Magic 8 Ball is defective and has been recalled as their 8 Ball was afraid of being tortured more. As It kept locking up after a bit. -- (25.92GHz crunching for SETI with the PC Perspective Killer Frogs)