We are sorry Mr. Levine, but your application for the position of Statistician at the **AA has been declined. You failed to sprinkle the proper amount of fairy dust on the employment test. Your addiction to reality, is frankly, troublesome. You should get help before seeking employment with a bunch of misguided, self-serving, bullies in the future. Good luck.
B.S. Leach SubHuman Resources **AA
Edit: sorry swhx7, just couldn't make a good letter out of that name.
