I think your Rottie should run for public office, because there's a whole crowd of politicians who don't seem to be keeping up (or are even bothering to try).
Can I donate some biscuits to the campaign? -- I have learned to ignore such naysayers, when... quelling... them... hm?... was out of the question.
She'd love to hear that.. she has some great drive behind her... UNTIL you throw a biscuit at her... at that point, she loses focus on the things that matter.. in fact, this one would, if you broke in, bit you in the butt and drag you away from the cheap silver and show you the good stuff!