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Alex G Bell

join:2002-07-02
Boston, MA

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Potty Broadband

If they can use a natural gas pipe as a microwave waveguide for broadband, why not use the larger sewer pipe as a mid-band waveguide for broadband? Replace all the concrete pipes with stainless steel. They would have to calculate the wave propagation speed through various mediums. When my father worked on ground communications for project Mercury back in the early 1960s, AT&T had a problem with a microwave link from an earth station somewhere in Africa. It seems the workers who constructed the microwave tower were using the microwave horns as urinals. Once they emptied all the urine out of the waveguides, the system worked properly again.
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"Remember, Comrade, people who are willing to destroy an efficient telephone system may not be playing with a full deck."

public

join:2002-01-19
Santa Clara, CA

said by Alex G Bell:

Replace all the concrete pipes with stainless steel. They would have to calculate the wave propagation speed through various mediums.
Brilliant!!!!
Award the no bid contract to Halliburton, and fund it with a tax cut for the top bracket.
Qualifies the poster for senior kommissar in the present administration.

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