| Universal Broadband is here. Everyone knows that universal broadband is now a reality. Every American in the country has access to 100Mbps connections for a very low, reasonable price. There's absolutely no one without a broadband connection now. (If you say otherwise, the terrorists have won.) *checks "Universal Broadband" off Bush's To-Do list*
In unrelated news, I'd like to announce that everyone in this country also has access to affordable health care and the Middle East has become a land of peace and democracy.
Now, if you'll excuse me, these nice men in the white coats have a beautiful jacket for me to try on.
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-Jason Levine
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