 RickPremium,MVM
join:2001-02-06
Waterbury, CT | Sorry I'm late to the thread.... I've been busy working on a new Comcast commercial.
Whatcha think about it?
Let me try it out on you for size....
Scene 1..Turtle One.
"Honey..I'm HOME!!"..
Turtle 2...
no answer..
Turtle One..
Hoooneyyyy....I'm Home!! where are you at?
Turtle 2..no answer..
Turtle one..Honey?
(peeks into bedroom and see's turtle two hanging by the rafters in the ceiling..a piece of twisted pair telco line wrapped around his neck...an AT&T logo branded on his shell..)
OH MY GOD!!!! HE's DEAD!!!! HONEY!!! Noooooo!!!!
Fade to Comcast Logo..
"Speed..it's not for everyone".
Comcast..Docsis 3.0.
Thoughts?
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The Coyote captured the RR! Roadrunner Rick is now Comcastic! |
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El GaupoPremium
join:2006-07-15
Buckhorn, NM | Re: rehashed Reminds me of husband who comes home from work and finds his wife raped and murdered lying on the floor with coax wrapped around her throat.As the camera pans out the window the comcast van is pulling away.When you pay the techs $13 a hour what do you expect. |
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 fuziwuziNot born yesterdayPremium
join:2005-07-01
Atlanta, GA | said by El Gaupo:Reminds me of husband who comes home from work and finds his wife raped and murdered lying on the floor with coax wrapped around her throat.As the camera pans out the window the comcast van is pulling away.When you pay the techs $13 a hour what do you expect. And then you get a bill from Comcast for the service call and the coax they used.  |
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| said by fuziwuzi:said by El Gaupo:Reminds me of husband who comes home from work and finds his wife raped and murdered lying on the floor with coax wrapped around her throat.As the camera pans out the window the comcast van is pulling away.When you pay the techs $13 a hour what do you expect. And then you get a bill from Comcast for the service call and the coax they used. And they would cap the video feed because sandvine would consider that p2p or bit-torrent. |
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