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morbo
Complete Your Transaction

join:2002-01-22
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hilarious

"anytime after 3 years Charter will not offer any refunds"?!

at the current bid (near $15k), that would mean the monthly cost is more than $400! who in their right mind would consider this?


BloodRoses
The Purple Faerie
Premium
join:2003-03-17
New York, NY
That's on top of considering the worst fact of all... you'd be using Charter.


S_engineer

join:2007-05-16
Chicago, IL
Why not...at $14000 a pop, charter only needs 1,357,143 of these fools to get out of debt!


RadioDoc
Sortofadog
Premium,ExMod 2000-03
join:2000-05-11
Chicago, IL
·AT&T Midwest

reply to morbo
Oh hell. They should have etched an image of the Virgin Mary into a cable modem and sold it on eBay. They'd have bids easily an order of magnitude above that...

Apparently the sucker birth rate has accelerated considerably above one per minute.
--
Toolmaster of La Grange.

BF69

join:2004-07-28
Camden, TN

reply to BloodRoses
said by BloodRoses See Profile :

That's on top of considering the worst fact of all... you'd be using Charter.
Well in my area it's Charter or at&t and it's whopping 6 Mbps/512 kbps tier for $48( without phone service, $43 with ) or for $50 I can get 10 Mbps/1Mbps with Charter.


T1 Rocky

join:2002-11-15
Dallas, TX
·Time Warner Telecom
·ygnitionnet

reply to morbo
I'd love to hear the call to the billing department for the guy with the lifetime service after the company get's bought.
"No, see I payed $15,000 for lifetime internet access in 2008. No its not the platinum package, its the free internet for life deal that they only gave to me because I paid them $15,000. Just look in your computer. I already told you its not the platinum package, its the super special prepaid lifetime package only offered in 2008 and I won it because I outbid everyone. Don't you understand? Im the winner. OK, I'll hold."


greendragon
Premium
join:2003-09-20
Stewartville, MN
ROFL


Jerm

join:2000-04-10
Richland, WA
reply to BF69
I love it - you quote: $48 price (without phone service) for DSL and claim $50 for 10mbps cable - BUT it's actually $60/month for 10mbps cable bundled with TV, or $70 without TV.

$48 isn't close to $70, sorry.

BF69

join:2004-07-28
Camden, TN

said by Jerm See Profile :

I love it - you quote: $48 price (without phone service) for DSL and claim $50 for 10mbps cable - BUT it's actually $60/month for 10mbps cable bundled with TV, or $70 without TV.

$48 isn't close to $70, sorry.
Sorry first of all 10 meg is $50 with TV $60 without. Try getting your facts straight. Trust me I know what the prices are in my area.

Secondly I have no use for a at&t phone line thus I would have to pay the extra $5. I do have Charter cable. Thus I would only pay $50. So $48 is close to $50. Even if you want to compare $48 to $60 guess what it's 6 Mbps vs 10 mbps. 67% more speed for an extra $12 and double the upload. Um yeah I'll take that deal.

kherr
Premium
join:2000-09-04
Collinsville, IL
clubs:

edit:
March 14th, @08:54PM

And with Charter, how much of the time do you get full bandwidth. With ATT I can't remember a time when I was below my speed.
When my dad had Charter HSI he had muliple outages a week. So many that he gave up calling it in to get a credit.


dvd536
as Mr. Pink as they come
Premium
join:2001-04-27
Phoenix, AZ

reply to BF69
said by BF69 See Profile :

said by BloodRoses See Profile :

That's on top of considering the worst fact of all... you'd be using Charter.
Well in my area it's Charter or at&t and it's whopping 6 Mbps/512 kbps tier for $48( without phone service, $43 with ) or for $50 I can get 10 Mbps/1Mbps with Charter.
so its currently 25 years before the bidder sees one dime of benefit! what idiots
--
You can never be too rich, too thin or have too much Bandwidth


ykronic
Premium
join:2006-01-31
Canada

said by dvd536 See Profile :

said by BF69 See Profile :

said by BloodRoses See Profile :

That's on top of considering the worst fact of all... you'd be using Charter.
Well in my area it's Charter or at&t and it's whopping 6 Mbps/512 kbps tier for $48( without phone service, $43 with ) or for $50 I can get 10 Mbps/1Mbps with Charter.
so its currently 25 years before the bidder sees one dime of benefit! what idiots
well, it is suppose to be 'for life'. 25 years is generally minimum for a life sentence in prison.


Jerm

join:2000-04-10
Richland, WA


edit:
March 15th, @01:42AM

reply to BF69
BF69 -

If I go to Charter.com and type in an address and zip for Camden TN the prices I am presented with are the ones I quoted (after the promo period). Try it.

From Charter's website:
$59.99/month for 10mbps + $10 fee (in fine print) for no CATV

I have nothing against you personally, I'm just quoting what WHAT THE CHARTER WEBSITE SAYS FOR YOUR ZIP. What one thinks is the price is irrelevant, go to the source.

djhexer

join:2002-10-07
Sparks, NV

reply to Jerm
said by Jerm See Profile :

I love it - you quote: $48 price (without phone service) for DSL and claim $50 for 10mbps cable - BUT it's actually $60/month for 10mbps cable bundled with TV, or $70 without TV.

$48 isn't close to $70, sorry.
Wow I must be one of the few. For 10/1 and Unlimited LD phone for 50.00 a month for a year


BloodRoses
The Purple Faerie
Premium
join:2003-03-17
New York, NY
·Cox HSI

reply to BF69
said by BF69 See Profile :

Well in my area it's Charter or at&t and it's whopping 6 Mbps/512 kbps tier for $48( without phone service, $43 with ) or for $50 I can get 10 Mbps/1Mbps with Charter.
I've been faced with that decision myself in the past, I wanted faster but in the end I chose Verizon DSL at 3 Megabits. I would do it again if I had to. I've in fact lived in multiple Charter areas, and have a long list of bad customer experience with them. That's not to say I would have problems with them again, but past history makes me not want to even bother, personally.
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Stephanie - www.GlitterFaerie.com
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