Exposing Verizon's FiOS Fine Print Trickery → Fios Deceptions?

I am amazed at all this crybabying. Verizon is offering the best broadband connection in the world bringing fiber to peoples' homes and we get this trivial nonsense! After having endured Comcast and its ever spiralling costs I got a far better, far faster connection that cost considerably less. You never had it so good.