| reply to flankspeed8
No more foreplay! Let's get to the penetration! Where's this all headed? Verizon and AT&T should merge and absorb the cable companies and rename the company VATT. Then rather than paying a bill to VATT, the government will just automatically tax you 8% out of your paycheck which will go straight to VATT. VATT will provide all of the nice neighborhoods with fiber, the middle class with dsl and the lower class will get dial up. It also comes with television, phone, cellular, long distance, CB radio as well oral communicaiton. However, if you do not pay your taxes than VATT forbids you to speak outside of your residence.
Every 3 years, the CEO of VAT retires and is given a country in Central America to live in and own. Yet magically, the stock value of VATT will never change. |
