AquaSportCalifornia - Sun, Surf, Traffic Jams
join:2007-05-03
California | The cable box is supposed to be at eye-level.
just imagine that - soon they'll add a weight-management program to the DVR to pause the T.V. every 10 minutes so that you get your exercising in.
The box will pause until it sees your fat middle bounce 30 times; then your program will continue.
It'll probably include a "Parental Control" system, where parents can choose the pause-interval to get their large McDonald's eating children into shape, especially while the children sit down for dinner while they want to watch T.V.
Why don't they develop an iris scanner while they're at it? It'll make sure that no one deletes your copy of The Biggest Loser until you get to watch it during your BurgerTown dinner.
kapeech?
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