said by burgermeister: said by Tzale:
Care to translate for me to sensible English?
Let me take a stab at it:
I love to play WoW at the highest speeds available from my parent's basement. I don't care how bad their front yard looks because it's all about me.
Was that close?
Probably a depressed loser who never sees sunlight and is pissed at the world since he is still a virgin at 32...