said by irsean :

That report is one of the greatest laughs. It's like a "Dumbest Criminals" episode in print.

said by NY Tel :

I laugh every time I read it because it just shows how stupid some people are. I especially like the "physical" part where it reports on employees "duke-ing it out" on company time.

said by NY Tel :

You can get it from any employee who is willing to share it.

said by Tzale :

Are you an employee?

Just joking.
-Tzale