| Alert !! Alert !!! Breaking News - Dateline Tampa, Florida.
Verizon Communications just announced late this afternoon that they would be terminating their contract with the company that writes their billing software, MonkeyBiz.
When contacted, a representative with MonkeyBiz stated they would be saving big bucks without the Verizon contract. The representative continued by saying that not only would MB save on the four chimpanzees salary but on the two cases of Jolt cola that they consumed each day.
In related news, shares of Jolt cola closed down sharply on the Verizon news release.
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