Re: Letters and responses in http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r20338411 en Sun, 12 Oct 2008 15:35:04 EDT Sun, 12 Oct 2008 15:35:04 EDT Re: It will be a cold day in Hell http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20343996 FiL : You like big, brass balls?

lmaaao!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20343996 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:35:56 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20342547 Alpine : Ha! Ok - fair enough! :)]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20342547 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:21:32 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338808 ptrowski :
said by nasadude See Profile :

actually, this is my favorite response (to Dreamworks):

As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States
of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium,
will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for
sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and
that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on
»www.thepiratebay.org.

Go fuck yourself.

Polite as usual,
anakata
That is a classic also.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338808 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:57:09 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338801 nasadude : actually, this is my favorite response (to Dreamworks):

As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States
of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium,
will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for
sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and
that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.

Please also note that your e-mail and letter will be published in full on
»www.thepiratebay.org.

Go fuck yourself.

Polite as usual,
anakata]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338801 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:55:30 EDT Re: It will be a cold day in Hell http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338734 RARPSL :
said by Doctor Four See Profile :

Before the IFPI pays the Pirate Bay any kind of compensation.
I do not know the laws there but if TPB wins a judgement and is owed money, in some jurisdictions, IFPI would be precluded from filing any additional claims against TPB until they pay the money (only an appeal of the original claim would be allowed to proceed during this period). Until then, they would be considered to lack standing to sue.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338734 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:45:10 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338681 digitalfreak : Links on that page seem to be broken.

Try this »thepiratebay.org/legal]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338681 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:35:07 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338471 ptrowski :
said by Alpine See Profile :

Funny stuff... Childish and sophomoric, of course, because we're talking about pirates here, but still funny...
Of course. That is what makes it great. :-)]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338471 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:01:42 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338450 Alpine : Funny stuff... Childish and sophomoric, of course, because we're talking about pirates here, but still funny...]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338450 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:58:33 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338411 gsm : I always enjoy reading stuff from there site about the only reason I visit there site anymore is to read stuff like that and wish I was in living back in china :D]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338411 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:53:37 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338358 ptrowski : This was one of many...When you get some free time check them all out. You will be rolling on the floor.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338358 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:45:22 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338343 Acere : Wow this just made my day!

Can you pwned??? lol]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338343 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:42:03 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338122 ptrowski : This is from-
»thepiratebay.org/legal

They have quite a few posted there, this was just one example.

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004, Piracy - Online wrote:

> September 14, 2004
>
> SENT VIA E-MAIL
>
> Fredrik Neij
> PRQ
> Box 1206
> Stockholm, Sweden 11479
>
>
> Re: Electronic Arts Trademark and Copyright
> Infringement Notice
>
>
> Dear Mr. Neij:
>
> It has been brought to the attention of Electronic Arts Inc. ("EA") that
> the website »www.piratebay.org with the IP addresses of
> 217.75.120.115, 217.75.120.116, 217.75.120.118 is conducting
> unauthorized activities with respect to EA's copyrighted software, The
> Sims 2. The aforementioned website is offering and distributing
> bittorrent seeds for an unauthorized downloadable version of this EA
> game.
>
> The infringing material may be found at:
>
> »www.piratebay.org/download.php/3···.torrent
>
> »www.piratebay.org/download.php/3···lone-CLO
> NEGAME_Full.Release_%28exclusive_for_trackerwww.prq.to%29.torrent
>

Hello and thank you for contacting us. We have shut down the website in
question.

Oh wait, just kidding. We haven't, since the site in question is fully
legal. Unlike certain other countries, such as the one you're in, we have
sane copyright laws here. But we also have polar bears roaming the
streets and attacking people :-(.

> This unauthorized activity with respect to the distribution of EA's
> software products constitutes infringement of EA's intellectual property
> rights. EA enforces its intellectual property rights very aggressively
> by using every legal option available.

Please don't sue us right now, our lawyer is passed out in an alley from
too much moonshine, so please atleast wait until he's found and doesn't
have a huge hangover...

>
> As you are listed as the registrant for this website, EA demands that
> you immediately and permanently disable access to the aforementioned
> bittorrent seeds for The Sims 2 and any in the future.

You're free to demand anything you want. So are we. We demand that you
cease and desist sending letters like this, since they're frivolous and
meaningless. Where should I send the bill for the consumed diskspace and
bandwidth?

> Thank you for your cooperation. If you have any questions concerning
> this matter, please contact us via e-mail at:
> piracy-online@ea.com.
>
>
> Regards,
>
> EA Law - IP Enforcement
> Electronic Arts Inc.
> piracy-online@ea.com

Thank you for your entertainment. As with all other threats, we will
publish this one on »static.thepiratebay.org/legal/

//anakata
--
"A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend."

Have you been touched by his noodly appendage? »www.venganza.org]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338122 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:08:32 EDT Re: It will be a cold day in Hell http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338111 cao1964 : Yes those letter, are so lame, what are these attorneys thinking, they must do it just to comply with the "bitching" of the record industry, it be smart if the attorney would take the time to figure out if these letters even have any meaning in the juridiction of the country.

I love reading them and getting a feeling for what you should not write when it comes to writing letters of Cease and Disease.

I guess they figure if that "crap" works in the USA well it should work everywhere. But just because the public here in the states is scared shitless of all things legal does not mean these guys with Balls of diamond care. And they have "mucho grande" ones.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338111 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:07:14 EDT Re: Letters and responses http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338086 JoeSover : Post examples please~!!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338086 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:02:50 EDT Re: It will be a cold day in Hell http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338077 KrK : Indeed they do.

I have to admit I like 'em too.]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338077 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:01:05 EDT Re: It will be a cold day in Hell http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338049 ptrowski :
said by BosstonesOwn See Profile :

I don't know.

But these guys really have some balls. Really big brass ones.

I like them already.
The guys at TPB do have big ones indeed. If you haven't already you should read the letters they get from companies and their responses. Hillarious!]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20338049 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:54:51 EDT Re: It will be a cold day in Hell http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20337978 BosstonesOwn : I don't know.

But these guys really have some balls. Really big brass ones.

I like them already.
--
"It's always funny until someone gets hurt......and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!"]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20337978 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:41:44 EDT It will be a cold day in Hell http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20337959 Doctor Four : Before the IFPI pays the Pirate Bay any kind of
compensation.

The IFPI is as bad as the rest of the MAFIAA - there's
no way they are going to admit that they are wrong.
--
"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they are very sophisticated idiots." - Doctor Who (from Robot)
]]> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,20337959 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:40:01 EDT