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abducted1

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How can I tell if I have Alien Implant?

Does anyone know how to detect if they has an alien implant? Are there any devices around that I can use to scan myself for alien implants? I serious about this! Thanks.



drslash
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This really works.

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU8r82dl744

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Warzau
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Did you check for any probes?



Rectal Probed

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said by abducted1 :

Does anyone know how to detect if they has an alien implant? Are there any devices around that I can use to scan myself for alien implants?
Can't this wait until Friday? You know, when Art Bell is on again?


TexasPlus
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reply to abducted1

Call 1-888-meninblack to make an appointment for a full body scan. As we know technology continues to advance and this includes alien technology. This department is the only one using the very latest senors and techniques to find the latest implants currently being used by the new aliens.
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61999674
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I think everybody should STOP responding to these Anons asking wacked questions.

How about a Mod doing their duty and either locking the thread or deleting it completely ....
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Hayward
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Key West, FL
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said by abducted1 :

Does anyone know how to detect if they has an alien implant? Are there any devices around that I can use to scan myself for alien implants? I serious about this! Thanks.
Do you have an uncontrolable urge to call home??? (to an area code not on earth)

Or is there just hole in your tin foil helment maybe?
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Coma
Thanks Steve
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NirvanaLand
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Here is something I put together a couple of years ago and it seems to work very well, I haven't had any alien implants since.




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Rectal Probed

@fantage.com
reply to 61999674

said by 61999674:

I think everybody should STOP responding to these Anons asking wacked questions.

How about a Mod doing their duty and either locking the thread or deleting it completely ....
[Eric Idle voice] Oh, you're no fun anymore.